Joined March 2020
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4 Aug 2020
I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK". I didn't bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare```
!!!... Behold, *I WALKED*ππ€£π€£π
4 Aug 2020
Alafu my brother!!π²π²π€π€ Imagine having sex ππ¦πwith your teacher and asking;
" May I cum In madam? "
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26 Jul 2020
You think ignoring me will hurt me?
I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!*
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26 Jul 2020
Can you go naked in front of yourself especially when you are not around
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26 Jul 2020
DAT embarrassing moment wen u r staring at a beautiful lady & ended up stepping on shit by d road side.
Just dieπ
Still stunning
25 Jul 2020
Facebook and WhatsApp is for us
Who are childish π
If you think you are mature
Go to Bluetooth and galleryππ
still stunning
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25 Jul 2020
Nowadays guys, Hmmmm. Itβs raining and you are still telling someoneβs daughter to enter your room.
Are you Noah?
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22 Jul 2020
A boda boda man after a busy working dayπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
Doing analysis
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18 Jul 2020
Everywhere is slippery I nearly fall into someone relationship π€¦π€¦π€¦
17 Jul 2020
When your crush finaly texts u.
Crush: are u good?
You: yes especially in bed
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17 Jul 2020
After the pastor said lets share the graceπ
_sister grac
_shouted_.....
_Pastorπ_.... !!!!!
God punish you, How can the
whole church share me π€₯?
Even last nightπ I couldn't
handle youπ£ alone and
you want the whole churchπ€ to
share me.* π€The pastor fainted
17 Jul 2020
When u think he is done fucking you, then boom he says "stand up and do like your fetching water" π€£πthat's when you will understand why the Bible advised you to flee from fornication ππ€£π
Still stunning.... @ProKarma
17 Jul 2020
Ugly girls wil do whatever u ask of them until it's time for abortion..then u will do whatever they ask of uπππ
Still stunning.....256Goat
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17 Jul 2020
Having sex with a deaf and dumb girl can be so stressful πͺ instead of her to moan when cuming she'll be like ebe, ebeeebebebee ebebe
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Still stunning.... I remain your boy 256 goatππ€£π€£
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12 Jul 2020
Qns: What's worst than heart break?
Me: Finding numerous bugs in a code
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5 Jul 2020
7yr old me going to school because my mom didn't believe the story about heart attack in my kidneyπ€£ππ€£π€¬π€¬π€¬
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5 Jul 2020
The correct spelling is SCHOOL not SCHOOL, you put the first "O" before the Second "O" πππ
Am i loud
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29 Jun 2020
When you give the tourists wrong directions as a prank and after a few days u see them being announced on TV as missingπ°π°
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29 Jun 2020
Today I covered the mirror
So that I do not go through it again πππππ
Am tired of goin past my bed
π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄I hate nonsense
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29 Jun 2020
If u r on Facebook
Hold the Haha "π" emoji to react on a post for long time
It looks like it's eating yo hands
256πΊπ¬Goat was hereππ€£π€£hope u tried and succeeded πππππ
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