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Sebastian Alvarez @ProRumpShaker

corporate athlete

Joined June 2023
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Sebastian Alvarez@ProRumpShaker
4 Jan 2025
Something the SEC can’t even fathom
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Gonna start bringing smelling salts to the bar #detox
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Best decision of my life
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Terrible day for MN sports. Enough said
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All of America rooting against you for a Canadian team. Imagine that
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Don’t be that guy
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Feel spoiled rotten with the Gophs Wild on tonight at the same time. Is NHL red zone a thing?
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The #mnwild are back. God is so good
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I may be living the best life of a young adult #blessed
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McDavid welcome to MN. No PEDs over here, just pure passion #russiangas
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If Mason West doesn’t turn out in the NHL maybe he can be Caleb Williams replacement when the bears eventually fail him
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Just watched the F1 movie. It’s basically a ripoff of Talladega Nights
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Just got out of the woods, what did I miss?
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There’s nothing a whiskey mike can’t fix
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Yesterday it was Hyland Greens now it’s Pinehurst. People recommend to go to the range a few times before playing a round, but you do you @immahugebeauty
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Boutta embark on one of those man retreats. Gonna be hiking through the beautiful lands of aspen with the old man. Let’s hope his hips don’t give out on him or else I’ll have to fireman carry him down the mountain #WhosGonnaCarryTheBoats
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Cologne commercials are the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen
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It’s like a lava lamp @JordanStoneNHL
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The thing I’m most excited for in the corporate life is showing up to work hung. I play better when I’m guilty
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Snubbed from the Hart trophy then capitalizes for his second OT winner this series. This series is nails
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Congrats @immahugebeauty, now let’s stop all this talk about carrots. Trust me, I’m seeing straight. Let’s look forward to the next brew we are gonna indulge in
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Mascots are cringe. You’re telling me there is a 5’4” man inside that costume doing fruity things. Fucking weirdo
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