I only really have this account so I can rant about sports without irritating people I actually know. Spurs, Bills, Leafs.
Joined January 2012
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Apr 26
Well, this trip for Kevin certainly has turned into a hell trip. Grim-dark vibes. Absolute horror while the contestant seems to revel in it. Diamond's stream tonight is kino. Jet Neptune, I kneel. #fishtanklive
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Apr 26
Uh... Jet... Please pick this weird loser up before he gets caught up in a weird drunken anal threesome with Diamond and a fucking homeless guy. #fishtanklive
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Apr 26
I honestly had to check if this was Miss Kittin or some rip-off of her name. It's a rip-off. #fishtanklive
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Apr 25
How are two guys who hate themselves, and feel like shit being around people ever think that they're going to take someone from Chud to Chad? #fishtanklive
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Apr 25
I think the problem with this is that Jet and Ben are the ones who need to go from Chud to Chad. A thousand each (US) at a decent tailor, some strong candy flips, and a night out in Montreal with that French girl would do wonders for them. #fishtanklive
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Apr 23
Letty telling Jet off for trying to restrict his streaming to his paypigs only is absolutely correct. The majority of the audience doesn't pay, but they absolutely bring in the people who do pay and the people who they bring in give him thousands of dollars each. #fishtanklive
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Apr 23
You ever experience going to a club with a girl and her beta orbiter who's designated driving? #fishtanklive
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Apr 23
Watching Jet argue with Letty over paying her right now, when she was gold in the nightclub while he was worse than watching Landon with Vimp is exactly why Sam cut ties with this project. Jet is pure AIDS. #fishtanklive
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Apr 23
Getting real flashbacks from accidentally ending up in a normie club during my party days. Horrible music, bizarre vibe, weird lighting. This is more fishtank than fishtank in a way. #fishtanklive
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Apr 14
Maybe this was the real ending to season 3? "Failed actors are the biggest pieces of shit you'll ever meet." James Drake is such a scumbag, the veneer is that of the perfect guy but beneath it there's nothing but pure rot. #fishtanklive
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Apr 14
Sam Hyde's Fishtank is fucked up but oddly wholesome. Wigger Fishtank is spiteful and cruel. #fishtanklive
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Apr 13
I do have to mention that I was worried that Duynyae and Burt meeting each other would be a disgusting festival of autistic gay sex. Fortunately, they absolutely hate each other and it's amazing. #fishtanklive
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Apr 13
Just let Burt knock Landon out or whatever so he can go sulk. He's annoying as fuck tonight. #fishtanklive
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Apr 12
People are now Hack_Blastard posting all over the place. Jet has around 10 minutes to bring Frank in before his nudes start getting thrown around. #fishtanklive
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Apr 12
Paypigs just waited for hours for these scumbags to drop some kind of surprise, then gave them money to vote in a poll. #fishtanklive
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Apr 10
Fishtank Season 5. "If you buy our maximum level monthly subscription and keep it going through the offseason, we'll give you a Funkopop, you Redditors." #fishtanklive
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