The hell is this bull shit? Quite literally if the player gives me such a good RP moment, you bet your ass I'm not rolling that dice. There's no reason to
Critical Role's Brennan Lee Mulligan ditched D&D's dice in Campaign 4: no roll needed because a PC monologue was "too good."
Performance now overrides actual gameplay.
This isn't D&D. It's scripted celebrity theater pretending to be gaming.
They. Don't Really. Play.