“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” He/Him, MUFC 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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‘I’m not a person who puts up with rudeness’: unpicking fantasy and reality with an Italian football ultra theguardian.com/news/2026/ju…
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🚨 SAFETY ALERT: Ambassador Herschel Walker has an important message for Americans visiting The Bahamas: Jet ski rentals pose a serious risk of injury, death, and sexual assault. U.S. gov't employees are banned from renting them — and you should avoid them too.
Watch. Share. Stay safe. ⬇️
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The popcorn bucket for Jackass: Best and Last is a life-size Wee Man.
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When the backyard blunt hits
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RT @Vfynn_: 🚨🗣️New: Thierry Henry reacts to the USA vs Paraguay stoppage for TV commercials:
“I’ve spent my entire life in this beautiful…
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Possibly the most eloquent man of his time. Like Orwell, he spoke and wrote in a way that got to the point and explained it well.
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If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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Jun 14
New Bard character concept unlocked.
Everything about this just makes me smile 😊
A washtub bass, some serious footwork, and pure joy in motion. This is the kind of homemade music that feels like it belongs on a front porch at golden hour.
Simple, creative, and full of life. These are the moments that remind me why I love music so much.
Who else is grinning right now?
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Jun 14
I’ve been informed I can no longer sing Scotland chants until the match is over.
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Jun 13
Wife is still asleep. Chores are done. May have a pregame cocktail for this World Cup Saturday.
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Jun 13
Double scotch is poured and ‘Scotland the Brave’ is on repeat for the next eight hours.
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