champagne taste on a beer budget

Joined April 2009
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Sorry not sorry ๐Ÿ˜—
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โ€œAT&T Took down our logo already gentlemanโ€ The burnt peanut talks about AT&T taking down the profile photo with peanut in it , thanks to all those yacht owners ๐Ÿคฃ
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I cannot believe this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods
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Gingy - โ€œPeanut if you have no arms and legs how do you swim?โ€ Peanut - โ€œI use my cock as a propeller similar to the back of a submarineโ€ The burnt peanut always has a comeback for Gingy ๐Ÿคฃ
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Man, remember to make memories with your dang olโ€™ friends, I tell ya what
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One day the Stros will win again and we will laugh and laugh and laugh
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NEWS: La Salle transfer Edwin Daniel has committed to Stephen F. Austin, per his IG 6-foot-9 forward from Washington Heights and OSL headed to Texas to play for Matt Braeuer. Averaged 3.9 points and 3.5 rebounds in 31 games this year. 10.6% Block Rate
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i am being tortured by the entity known as houston astros baseball
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If anyone sees Judas today please tell him to call me ASAP
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Yordan Alvarez has the highest OPS against the Red Sox all-time! Incredible! #Astros
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LANCE SEVEN STRONG SEVEN LONG LETS FUCCIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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That smirk.... The league is in trouble yet again! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป
What more could you ask for? #theNextFrontier
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Tilman Fertitta walking into Lakewood Church to kick out Joel Osteen and reopen The Compaq Center

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Who. Is. Yor. Daddddy????!!!
Yordan. Alvarez. #TheNextFrontier
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RUN IT BACK!
Carlos Correa making tremendous plays at SS behind Lance McCullers Jr. like it's 2017
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Lance McCullers Jr. That's it. That's the tweet.
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He's backkkkkkkkk ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป
What a damn start by LMJ. 7 IP 4 H 1 ER 1 BB 9 PUNCHIES
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Replying to @SFASU
@SFASU students, YOU have now opened the door on an incredibly bright future for the university, and @SFA_Athletics! Because of you all, the future of SFA has never been more promising! Weโ€™re on the verge of the greatest chapter in Lumberjack history! #AxeEm
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Saturdays in The Sawmill. #AxeEm
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