champagne taste on a beer budget
Joined April 2009
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โAT&T Took down our logo already gentlemanโ
The burnt peanut talks about AT&T taking down the profile photo with peanut in it , thanks to all those yacht owners ๐คฃ
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May 19
the three branches of government are tj maxx, marshalls, and homegoods
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Gingy - โPeanut if you have no arms and legs how do you swim?โ
Peanut - โI use my cock as a propeller similar to the back of a submarineโ
The burnt peanut always has a comeback for Gingy ๐คฃ
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May 19
Man, remember to make memories with your dang olโ friends, I tell ya what
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Apr 13
NEWS: La Salle transfer Edwin Daniel has committed to Stephen F. Austin, per his IG
6-foot-9 forward from Washington Heights and OSL headed to Texas to play for Matt Braeuer. Averaged 3.9 points and 3.5 rebounds in 31 games this year. 10.6% Block Rate
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Apr 12
i am being tortured by the entity known as houston astros baseball
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If anyone sees Judas today please tell him to call me ASAP
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Mar 31
Yordan Alvarez has the highest OPS against the Red Sox all-time! Incredible! #Astros
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Mar 31
LANCE SEVEN STRONG SEVEN LONG LETS FUCCIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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That smirk.... The league is in trouble yet again! ๐๐ค๐ป
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Tilman Fertitta walking into Lakewood Church to kick out Joel Osteen and reopen The Compaq Center
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Who. Is. Yor. Daddddy????!!!
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RUN IT BACK!
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Carlos Correa making tremendous plays at SS behind Lance McCullers Jr. like it's 2017
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Mar 31
Lance McCullers Jr.
That's it. That's the tweet.
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He's backkkkkkkkk ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป
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Mar 4
@SFASU students, YOU have now opened the door on an incredibly bright future for the university, and @SFA_Athletics! Because of you all, the future of SFA has never been more promising! Weโre on the verge of the greatest chapter in Lumberjack history!
#AxeEm
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