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Mar 7
Meet the new member of the family.
Her name is Ivy 💧
A 2013 Suzuki Swift Sport.
She will be Brenda's new younger sibling 💙.
Mar 6
Ivy 💧
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“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave
“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless
“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp
“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage
“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man
“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling
“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech
“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table
“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure
This is how some of you see the world 😂
Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.
May 29
I need happily married people to speak up more because the internet is making marriage look terrifying 😭
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May 31
😭bro is cooking a sleeper
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May 31
Never skip investing time to cook. Cook for yourself, your family or friends. Just cook.
That is one of the easiest ways to happiness. Cooking food that tastes good. That has some thought to it. You actually get to use your brain. Some of you need to watch yourselves when it comes to salt yea.
If you don't use that brain, it looks for the easy ways out like ohh, Kentucky. They will be fine, i fha ndo wana na mabantsi. Vha do vhumbulusa dzi soboni vha ḓo fura.
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😮💨
May 22
Can I see your FINE pic 🤏🏽
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Apr 19
Here's a visual representation of what I mean. With Ivy (F1) when she takes a turn she's sharper and more direct. With Brenda (F2) she's more floaty but somehow more balanced thanks to its independent rear suspension.
Btw the stunts done here are in a well controlled environment.
Apr 11
Ivy drives way way way way better and more fun than Brenda but with mods Brenda can keep up.
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Apr 17
Nah. I'm good
It looks like every car guy has to pass through a VW Golf/Polo GTI 😭
It seems like the rite of passage and I’m definitely paying attention.
Need one ASAP😂
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Apr 11
Ivy drives way way way way better and more fun than Brenda but with mods Brenda can keep up.
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It’s been a while without getting these beautiful jpegs, hope Brenda is fine
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Apr 6
Currently have one
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Mar 26
I don't regret the choice ngl
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