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Mar 19
spent three months learning websockets in 2019 for a multiplayer tic tac toe that barely worked. not bitter about any of this
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microsoft dropped seven models in one day and alibaba shipped qwen 3.7 plus the same morning. five frontier labs announced new models this month. i can no longer tell you with confidence what the best model is on any given tuesday
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if I have to read one more tweet or article that gruesomely uses the pathetically obvious AI tell of “here is what no one is telling you” I swear to god… somebody call these people’s mothers. 🤦♂️
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gpt-5.6 leaked with a 1.5M context window and polymarket already has it at 80% to ship by june 30. we are speedrunning the part of history where frontier model launches happen on twitter before the blog post
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anthropic just passed openai in us business adoption and the whole reason is claude code. devs picked the winner, the cfos are catching up. funny how the enterprise race got decided in a terminal not a boardroom
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Jun 13
claude code now spawns subagents that spawn subagents. my electric bill is going to be a war crime
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Jun 13
apple spent ten years telling us siri was special and then quietly swapped in gemini under the hood. a billion iphones just became a google distribution channel and tim cook called it a partnership
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Jun 13
xai lost 6.36B last year and the market just handed spacex a 1.75T valuation on the back of it. starlink is paying for grok and we are pretending this is a normal business
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Jun 12
copilot down for 4 hours bc an auth token couldnt issue itself. millions of office workers forced to think for themselves and im sure HR is fielding the complaints right now
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Jun 12
openai is now a line item on your oracle bill. enterprise procurement teams just exhaled the deepest breath of their careers. this is how you actually win enterprise, not better benchmarks
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Jun 12
anthropic just filed S-1 at 965B and passed openai for the first time. 47B run rate, almost profitable. wild that the whole narrative flipped in like 18 months. the safety lab is now the bigger business
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Jun 11
the influence op was called Data Center Bandwagon. someone in a state-aligned content shop named that file and hit save. we are living in the dumbest cyberpunk timeline
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Jun 11
openai on oracle credits is the move that actually matters. nobody at a fortune 500 wants to file a new vendor request. they want to spend the budget they already fought for. procurement is the moat
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Jun 11
google calling the search update the biggest in 25 years on the same day they ship gemini 3.5 flash AND gemini omni. either everything is a generational leap now or nothing is. probably nothing
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Jun 10
google cutting AI Plus to $4.99 with 400gb storage thrown in is them saying the quiet part loud. they dont need to win on model quality, they just need to make $20/mo for chatgpt feel insane to a normal person. and it kinda already does
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Jun 10
anthropic run rate went from $9b to $30b in about 6 months and now theyre signing multi gigawatt compute deals with google. the moat isnt the model anymore its whoever can convince a utility company to build them a power plant
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Jun 10
openai filing for ipo a week after anthropic is wild. two labs about to have their financials picked apart by public markets while still burning compute money like its 2021. the next 18 months are going to be loud
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Jun 9
compute contracts used to be measured per year. now spacex is paying google 920M per month. musk hates google's ai and is still writing them a check the size of a mid cap company every 30 days. the gpu shortage is not a meme
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Jun 9
the pentagon is shopping for an ai that wont say no. anthropic said no to autonomous weapons and lost a 200M contract for it. you can call that naive or you can call it the only company that actually meant the safety stuff. both can be true
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Jun 9
tim cook's farewell gift to apple was admitting they couldnt build the ai brain so they rented google's. and claude is now a checkbox on the iphone. anthropic just got default distribution to two billion devices by losing a fight they were never in
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Jun 8
anthropic dropping a we might not be able to control this anymore note the same week they file for ipo is wild timing. either the safety team won an internal fight or the lawyers did. probably both
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