Currently writing music and making fun of grifters.
Joined April 2025
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x.com/RedPandaKoala/status/2… People are literally laughing at this movie after seeing it - Huge fail🤣
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For all the cat fans and musician buddy's.
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Not going away anytime soon Dr Salla - SUFFAH
Jun 9
Michael Salla and his Amy Eskridge scam! x.com/i/broadcasts/1yKAPPbvk…
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He wants this all to go away---don't think so Dr Salla
Jun 9
TONIGHT AT 7PM EST
Michael Salla sells a $50 seminar so he can LIE about Amy Eskridge faking her death!!
his sources? AN ANONYMOUS EMAIL AND A PSYCHIC!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=OgOZksrk…
#ufo #uap #newage #secretspaceprogram #amyeskridge @StevenCambian #uapx #ufox #ufotwitter #uaptwitter
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Dr Salla got ROASTED
Jun 9
#ufotwitter Tonight at 7PM EST Michael Salla scams audiences for a 50$ webinar where he claims Amy Eskridge faked her own death. How scummy do you have to be to do that when your sources are an anonymous email and a remote viewer? youtube.com/watch?v=OgOZksrk…
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Mr Protractor retweeted
Jun 6
Periodic reminder that Dark Alliance 1 and 2 are now available on Tubi
As ever, the support from friends in the community is greatly appreciated, I am available to talk about them for interviews, DMs are open
#ufo #uap #ufotwitter #uaptwitter #uapx #ufox
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He so wants this to go away...NOPE.
Jun 5
So let me get this straight @MichaelSalla…
Your “evidence” that Amy Eskridge faked her own death is a text message you received from a single source you that will not name…the claims of which you have not verified as fact (yet you stated them as such in your X post at the end of May) and that have not been corroborated by any other known or unknown source!
Either you’re a credulous old fool with a PhD or you’re deliberately spreading despicable bullshit claims for clicks and views…or it’s both!
Either way…shame on you!
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Mr Protractor retweeted
Jun 3
#ufotwitter Michael Salla is a piece of shit. He's human garbage. He's a bottom feeding grifter willing to traumatize a suicide victims family to sell a 50$ webinar. His evidence? An anonymous source and a remote viewer. Fuck this guy right in his eyes! x.com/MichaelSalla/status/20…
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Jun 3
So this is your proof? An anonymous text you got that was “corroborated” by a guy saying he remote viewed Green Mountain, but you won’t release any information actually confirming this?
Gonna need a lot more than that if you’re gonna claim someone isn’t dead chief.
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Mr Protractor retweeted
May 30
I'll give it to the PR Magician who came up with this one. Very clever, albeit deplorable. Yet, you have successfully drowned out the real, important revelations that surfaced in the last 24 hours amongst the onslaught of pressure that has mounted since news of Aidan's death broke. But, make no mistake, I know what crisis management looks like, and this is it at it's finest.
There are two options here:
1. Salla is being used as the useful idiot who was fed false info with the knowledge that he would inevitably attempt to capitalise on it. Therefore, hitting the biggest red button in the UFO space . . . grifting. And there's nothing quite like monetising and carrot dangling the highly suspicious, culturally relevant death of a young women to get everyone activated.
2. Salla is well aware of, and happy to be the figurehead of this deflection campaign, knowingly peddling sensational, inflammatory narratives for financial reward and attention. All press is good press, as they say.
It's one or the other, because the timing is so transparent, it's borders on absurd.
If you have not tuned in to what has been transpiring over the last week, then you probably don't know why this kind of redirection of attention was required. You also probably won't have noticed all the other crisis management moves that have been deployed. Strategic ChatGPT word salad articles, legal letters, intense social media 'defame and deny' campaigns, containment of opposing voices, and now this. The latest, and most obvious attempt to steer the current discourse surrounding Amy into a brand new, super-bait conspiracy.
Nothing is by accident in this space. Pay attention to what this has overshadowed. Pay attention to those lurking around this claim, using it to their own advantage. Ask yourself, who truly benefits from such a story emerging, what purpose it may serve.
Question everything. Connect dots. Do you're own research. Notice. Even when self appointed Wisdom Masters publish AI articles warning you of the 'dangers' of doing so . . . because that's not suss.
May 30
Antigravity researcher Amy Eskridge did not die in 2022. Next week, I will publicly release details that Amy faked her death and is now in contact with a reliable source I have known for several years who has shared stunning info about her current antigravity research at a secret research facility. I will share more details in my webinar today. crowdcast.io/c/trump-pentago…
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Dr Salla is getting his ass sued off😃
May 30
You are a sick fuck. Amy was my best friend for 31 years. I'm still incredibly close to her parents. Take this down NOW. You are straight up lying. DEFAMATION AND SLANDER.
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Mr Protractor retweeted
May 28
Hahaha!!! Doing what they do best, KICKING THE CAN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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This is what happens when you have run out of content, credible people to interview.
You resort to "remote viewers" and their fantasies , made up crap from the imagination- FASCINATING
May 28
🔴BREAKING🔴: A highly decorated US Army intelligence reveals that he personally operated and flew a UFO. He also names the locations of four currently-functional alien bases on Earth and claims he personally witnessed an alien being at a government facility working side by side with humans. Finally, he says he was regularly tasked with psychically “remote influencing” foreign leaders at the highest level (i.e. Saddam Hussein, Mikhail Gorbachev).
Lyn Buchanan carried one of the highest security clearances ever issued across every branch of the US government. He was recruited personally into the classified Stargate remote viewing program: the fully funded, now declassified US government operation that ran for over two decades. He is the inspiration for George Clooney’s character, Lynn Cassidy, in the movie “The Men Who Stared at Goats”.
In this new interview, and on the eve of Presidential disclosures, he goes farther than he ever has before revealing absolutely mind-blowing new career details.
From a cubicle at Fort Meade, Buchanan meddled in the heads of world leaders. He saw Chernobyl three days before it happened and said it wasn’t actually an accident (fissionable material went missing during the event).
The CIA tasked him with remote viewing everything from religious figures to extraterrestrials on various planets. Buchanan now admits he’s interacted with 5 alien races across his career. He also says he is high conviction that manned space missions continued past the Apollo program.
Full conversation below.
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So true
No, you have graciously swallowed the bait. hook, line and sinker. Mr Protractor is just waiting for actual evidence, like me and the other people who don’t just take someone else’s word. Do you have actual evidence or are you just faithful in these people. I WANT TO BELIEVE…
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Mr Protractor retweeted
The mainstream media, members of Congress and conspiracy click farmers are saying this "UFO" might be a spooky alien "humanoid".
It's a Star Wars Stormtrooper balloon.
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Mr Protractor retweeted
May 17
Beware of serial grifter @SarahRAdamae. She has already put several people in hospital with her new age psychotic sorry psychedelic “healing” ceremonies. She is a thief, compulsive liar and so toxic that no one will ever work with her again.
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Mr Protractor retweeted
May 14
OMG!!! I had to work tonight and couldn't be in that chat. None of us "Critics/cyberbullies have done anything like what they have done or are threatening to do. I'm confused, who are the cyberstalkers again??? 🤣🤣🤣
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