I'm a whiney overworked junior doctor

Joined February 2009
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Story of magpies picking up shiny objects is due to observation bias in humans rather than an innate attraction in magpies- Dr Toni Shephard
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15 Aug 2014
I am so appalled at @EE 's treatment if my girlfriend that I have complained to @Kevinbacon. There is no higher authority.
15 Aug 2014
Despite admitting lying to my partner on several occasions and agreeing to cancel her contract @EE have sent yet another bill you're thieves
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Retweet this to win a pair of tickets to see #Carmen at #CharterHall2014 on 7/2/14. Competition rules here ow.ly/sG1lH

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Being drunk makes you smarter. sciencedirect.com/science/ar…

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"Dundridge" is a coining I am trying to introduce into English. It means a petty, bossy, bureaucratic little rule-hound.
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7 Oct 2012
Ahhh #xfactor, now I know the weekend's nearly over, but at least we'll always have #Downton #DowntonAbbey
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21 Sep 2012
World Alzheimer's day today.
7 Sep 2012
On my way back from #ftd2012. Fantastic conference. Hopefully well start seeing an increase in FTD (frontotemporal dementia) awareness
13 Jul 2012
"I love surfing so I figured the goats would like surfing." bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-cana…

2 Mar 2012
As I look at my iPad 1 and 2, I just know I will be donating another £500 to Steve's memorial fund #ipad3
8 Feb 2012
Another day, another 'headache-is it a brain tumour?' clinic. It never is.
31 Jan 2012
Gary Glitter gets a (fake) twitter account, Superbowl, royalties and is writing a new album. The worst turds never flush away.
23 Oct 2011
Sunday night, X-factor, Downton, ironing and then another 120 hours of NHS grind. Sigh.
27 May 2011
I've finished my last ever on site night cover. From now on nights mean giving advice down the phone in my pants.
12 May 2011
4am. On call again in 3 hours and just woke in a cold sweat after a nightmare about thrombolysis. I think medicine is taking over my life.
8 May 2011
I can never get the hang of mornings
3 May 2011
My microwave cheesburger suggested I might like to add ketchup as a 'garnish' and bless my ostentatious over indulgent socks I did.
3 Apr 2011
I'm picturing £170K's worth of porridge telegraph.co.uk/health/healt…