Gaymer | Streamer | Husband | Cat Dad | Peanut Butter Burger Preacher | Opinions are my own. | Biz inquiries to PsionicMonkeyBusiness@gmail. com
Joined August 2020
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Schedule!
Tuesdays and Thursdays at ~8pm EST
Sundays at ????
Follow for notifications when I go live!
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May 27
shut up you ugly fuck
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Apr 3
What is #marriage if not for your husband taking both of our car keys to work instead of just one?
#Lyft, you’re up! Someone’s getting paid this Friday at least.
#LGBTQIA #mawwage #DailyFoibles #MonkeyMadness #Husbear #DammitHusbear
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17 Sep 2025
Having such a great time playing #Borderlands4 y’all!
Raided @Mz__Maxx for Fallout New Vegas goodness. Back Thursday for #RoadsideResearch Demo, where we pump gas and probe…well, you know.
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#twitch #streamer #gaymer #adhd
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11 Jul 2025
Tonight at 8:30PM EST, we're goin' to court in 'Guilty as Sock!' We'll be litigating God only knows what as (literal) sock-puppet people. See you soon!
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#GuiltyAsSock #gaymer #Twitch #streamer #SmallStreamer #NeuroSpicy #ADHD
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7 Jul 2025
It’s so very Monday here at the Bibliodome. We’ve had to evacuate due to the smell of gas on the main floor.
Like, I need this year to stop being this.. *gestures all around*
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23 Jun 2025
Some days I wish I was a Luddite, living in the woods near a mountain.
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18 Jun 2025
Fucking hell! When it rains it pours. Husbear is waiting on CT test results in the ER to rule out appendicitis, a hernia, or a kidney stone.
Like, fuck sakes yall.
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16 Jun 2025
Made myself sad, looking for a simple but durable vessel for a necklace to hold VoidKitty’s ashes.
I know that might be weird to want to do that, but I loved that pain in the ass cat.
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16 Jun 2025
Getting cleaned out of all 30-some of my story time tickets in just over three minutes is a new personal “best”.
Now I dig into the shelving that didn’t get done over the weekend at the Bibliodome.
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6 Jun 2025
Dear @FedEx
I cannot tell you how sick and tired I am of your 'delivery window' estimates. We are now 3 hours outside your window, the driver is crisscrossing further and further north of me despite being six blocks away at one point, and I've torched an afternoon off.
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6 Jun 2025
I get that these are 'estimates', but at some point you should just not give those if they're going to be wrong from the jump. It's an unfair expectation on the customer and your drivers, and nobody comes out happy from this. Just stop.
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3 Jun 2025
We had to say goodbye to the VoidKitty last night. She fought hard, but cancer was winning and we couldn’t bear to have her in pain any more.
Thank you for being the best squad mate a guy could ask for, baby.
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27 May 2025
Who loves going to the vet’s office when your cat hasn’t pooped in two days?!
I don’t! I don’t!
Sigh.
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27 May 2025
And then you learn it’s not garden variety constipation, it’s likely heart failure.
God damn it.
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20 May 2025
Oh I can already tell it’s going to be a #Doom stream tonight. The hits just keep comin’ and I need to rip and tear things.
Starts at 8pm EDT - see you then!
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#twitch #DOOMTheDarkAges #ripandtear #gaymer
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