Best 🏁 452nd (21/22) | 5x top 10k 8x top 50k | @fplreview elite 1000 | Psychology prof, obsessed with returning videotapes and Paul Allen.

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16 Jul 2022
Playing The Long Game: FPL Strategy for beginners The #FPL tactical decisions we make every week (who to bench, captain, transfer) form about 90% of the content in the #FPLCommunity. In this 🧵I share my thoughts on more long term strategic decisions during the season. (1/18)
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Well that was a ton of fun
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Apparently the cellar of my expectations for this world cup contained a trap door.
Arsenal’s Jurrien Timber has been forced to withdraw from the Netherlands’ World Cup squad due to injury and has been replaced by Sunderland’s Lutsharel Geertruida. More from @nnamdionye ⬇️ 🔗 nyti.ms/4fyEQGF
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Did he give Mrs. Wallace a foot massage?

ALT That'S A Shame Pulp Fiction GIF

🇷🇺In Moscow, General Leonov, the commander of Russia’s air defense forces, fell out of a window.
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No credible sources report a Russian air defense commander named General Leonov falling from a window, and he is not listed among suspicious deaths. The current Aerospace Forces commander is Alexander Chaiko. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspiciou… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_A… jamestown.org/program/chaiko…
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FPL managers using tools that invariably tell them they have been immensely unlucky this season:
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Which World Cup moment is BURNED into your brain forever?
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FPL Psycho retweeted
Liking and resharing this podcast is said to add one inch to your johnson
Join us shortly, we're doing our post mortem with @FMLFPL youtube.com/live/ZfM7h9fX2Og…
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Replying to @WillSloanEsq
If someone told me they would stop making movies tomorrow and there would never be a new movie again I would just shrug and say “ok” and watch another movie from 1971
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Join us shortly, we're doing our post mortem with @FMLFPL youtube.com/live/ZfM7h9fX2Og…
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The article includes Craig Pritchett's win v. Karl Gilg from the Oberliga in Bavaria (in, I think, 1974). Still coming to terms with the idea that I have played someone over-the-board (Craig) who played someone who took part in the great Semmering tournament of 1926. 🤯
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FPL Psycho retweeted
On the beach? 🏖️ We'd advise you wait a bit longer as @FMLFPL will be joining us for our season review (post mortem) soon* Any questions for the lads? Well do drop them below and we'll tie up the 2025-26 season in style before embracing the summer *Likely Fri/Mon
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Ended the season at 231k which is the worst final rank since I started playing 19 years ago. I made some poor decisions, especially in the timing of the chips, with a bit of bad luck sprinkled on top throughout the season. Can’t wait for the suffering to start again in August!
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1. Radiohead 2. Pink Floyd 3. Beastie Boys 4. Sonic Youth 5. Nick Cave & Bad Seeds 6. Prince 7. The Cure 8. Guns 'n' Roses 9. The Stooges 10. New Order 11. Rage Against The Machine 12. Pearl Jam 13. Depeche Mode 14. Lou Reed 15. Swans 16. Metallica 17. The Cult 18. Stone Roses
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: 1. Metallica 2. Billy Joel 3. AC/DC 4. Taylor swift 5. Hannah Montana 6. One direction 7. Def Leppard 8. Phil Collins 9. Motley Crue 10. Jimmy Buffett
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This empty glass is me. The balls are this season’s FPL points.

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FPL Psycho retweeted
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GW38: Last Normal Pod of the Season We talk some stuff in what looks like a bit of a meh GW38 for a meh FPL season. Find the episode at: Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1e2… YouTube: youtu.be/Dv-fuUFcnQc All Links: linktr.ee/fmlfpl GIF by @ilovemonsters #FPL #GW38
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This is a picture from 2000 where I am analysing my game against the late great @GMJanTimman What puzzles me is that the board is mirrored in the photo as we see in the diagram from the game. But how? And how can there be a black square bottom right? Completely bewildered😕
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FPL Psycho retweeted
Gameweek 37 is almost here So get this preview in your face immediately youtube.com/live/-wxNJa9ophw
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Arsenal complaining about their GK being obstructed:
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The Far Side was always one of my favorite comics! Just brilliant. 🤣
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GW35 ✅ 📊: 76 points 🌍: 161k ↗️ 113k Absolutely buzzing about the bench boost catapulting me up the ranks! Three weeks left so that 14th top 50k is probably not going to happen.
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