the rise and fall of a midwest princess. 🏳️⚧️ she/her, 25
Joined December 2011
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the fact that this is the longest QTE in the franchise means that this is literally the hardest thing Kratos has ever done
easily the greatest QTE in gaming history
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Such a specific choice
🚨| ‘Kidz Bop 53’ features a family friendly cover of ‘The Great Divide’ 😭
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outfit TEA
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Honk honk
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I need to see Vandal in Clown makeup, like now.
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Melanie Martinez remembers ex-boyfriend Oliver Tree in heartfelt tribute after his passing:
“Been an absolute wreck today. It's really hard to understand how someone who you once shared such a specific and formative time of your life with can all of a sudden be gone.”
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what about valuable hole. what about loved hole. what about cherished and appreciated hole
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this is how it’ll be when It Happens
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“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙
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I asked my gf whether she woukd still love me if my name was poopy butt and she said my name IS poopy butt
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Olivia Rodrigo shooting the cover for ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’.
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they’re doing this to me later
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U.S. PATENT #10,262,281
Dominos Pizza Tracker
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Vandal 🤍🖤
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went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit
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