Social media busybody. Queen of Punchbowl. Don't @ me. He/him
Joined September 2013
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Jun 14
The daughter and mother wanted to spend $143,000 in 1991 for that wedding in Father of the Bride. That’s $351,000 in today’s dollars. George Banks is then depicted as the crazy cheap dad.
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Jun 14
That was my nickname in high school
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Jun 12
Hey @ourcbcity night road works on a residential street (for the past 3 nights)? Probably not the best idea you’ve had.
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Jun 12
@ourcbcity I mean it’s 1am and they’re using a jackhammer 20ft from a bedroom window. In what world??
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Jun 9
At this rate, we’ll get another iteration in 2 years.
Who do we think it will be?
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Jun 7
Am I too woke, or is this kinda horrific?
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Jun 7
That there’s no dessert pasta dish is really a damning indictment of the Italian people.
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Jun 7
I don’t care for ‘comedians’ whose only shtick is crowd work. There, somebody finally said it.
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Jun 3
I’m sick of seeing the low sock slander. Low socks sit snugly at the line between ankle and leg, while high socks grip uncomfortably around the calf, and look like an unemployed PE teacher while they’re at it.
Low sock supremacy!
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Jun 3
RT @Mara_Webster: If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind…
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Jun 1
We really don’t talk enough about Cougar Town, you jagweeds.
It’s hilarious, and extremely underrated. Watch it, you jagweeds!
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May 30
Bruised kneesus
Or is that too much of a stretch?
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May 29
Just fighting with the fucking baking paper to stay flat on the god damn tray looking like I Love Lucy with the bloody chocolates on the conveyor belt
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PBG retweeted
Me every time I see what England considers a beach
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