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It’s sadly obsolete because people hardly use regular chew these days. They’ve not yet developed the technology for Jerky Vape.
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Do you guys remember the beef jerky in chew cans ? What happened to those
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We cooked with this one tho
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White niggas be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage
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Who are you picking?
Nick Punto
Barry Bonds
Kennys Vargas
Jason Tyner
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My sons have created a sophisticated game called “bulldogs”, in which they snort and bash into each other with their heads. It doesn’t appear that there is any objective beyond this.
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Back in the day it used to be the Pontiac Sunfire. That thing pert near came standard with a fuzzy steering wheel cover and so many charms hanging from the rearview mirror that it obstructed visibility.
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coworker looked me dead in the eye and told me Nissan drivers are the worst #fair
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They barely changed his name or occupation
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Wait was 30 Rock just like, barely a bit?
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They don’t call Dr Neal S ElAttrache the Bad Boy of Orthopedics for nothing
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NEW/EXCLUSIVE and BREAKING: The UFC star Conor McGregor took powerful performance-enhancing drugs after he broke his leg in 2021. McGregor did so with the support of Dr. Neal ElAttrache, the Dodgers and Rams team doctor and one of the most high profile sports doctors in the world. McGregor then engaged in an active effort to evade scrutiny from antidoping officials. nytimes.com/2026/06/11/us/po…
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A liter of milk is like 600 calories and requires drinking an entire liter of milk.
I’m not gonna say the prepared protein drinks are financially wise but there is a pretty obvious advantage over drinking a liter of milk
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Protein drinks are a scam. One liter of milk contains 35 grams of protein and costs 50% less.
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“So like everything🙄”
No it’s worse in this one, shut the fuck up
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WNBA fandom is funny because it has like the highest proportion of fans with serious sports knowledge(that I don’t pretend to possess) and the highest proportion of parasocial lunatics
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The NFL has a lot of lunatic fans because there are an absolute shitload of fans generally. I’m sorry but it is very definitely a higher proportion for the W and it isn’t close.
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NFL fan talking about another sport having a higher proportion of parasocial lunatics. I laffed.
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It’s the first and second pick in the draft that just happened.
Jun 10
Need more context…
Do they do that every game? Like pick two players of the day and then post the stats of the matchup, etc
If it was just to single out Azzi on the jumbotron, not a good look. A bit of trolling on social media is fun but that’s weird if the latter was the case
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WNBA fandom is funny because it has like the highest proportion of fans with serious sports knowledge(that I don’t pretend to possess) and the highest proportion of parasocial lunatics
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People are going to think they deleted something vile and hateful and it’s just this😭
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The fuck was Mike Modano supposed to do the whole team left😭
The Mount Rushmore of athletes who left Minnesota to win Championships elsewhere.
I don't think KAT would supplant KG, but would definitely be an honorable mention.
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Well at least everyone crying that the Lynx are cyberbullying are inadvertently admitting that there isn’t a ROTY race
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Fookin prawns
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How it feels to watch the Olivia Miles highlight reel after every game
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Read the comments lmao
Treating this like pop star fandom and not sports with objective measures of success
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Wings fans will look you dead in the eye and tell you Olivia Miles is worse than Azzi like, right now.
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