5.6 handicap | Alamo rememberer | I am George Floyd | Tits over ass | clutch gene | #TheMilitia

Joined January 2019
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With great power comes great responsibility
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Thank you Bo
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Spot lock working overtime
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How can I make 30 bands by tomorrow cause this shit getting expensive
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Fuck you @yachtrockradio play my god damn music not this horse shit
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Why is yacht rock radio playing remixes of summer breeze. Knock it off @yachtrockradio
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Rate the pisser
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Piss check
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Spotted cow as the closer?
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If you grew up disliking turkey, your father failed you
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Bobby “Both Ways” Seger retweeted
i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money
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Bobby “Both Ways” Seger retweeted
call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one
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Hate obnoxious women
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God gives his hardest battles to his drunkest soldiers
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Ron Jeremy let me see that third leg
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Got your moms rent on my feet
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What horses consider play, monkeys consider business but to Tom, it's all foolery. What a start to the night
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