Fuck this crypto shit man. We can’t have a single day without dump.

SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY. ONLY IN MID-TERM YEARS. EVERY TIME. This isn't a saying. It's a data pattern. 2014: May top. -61%. 2018: May top. -65%. 2022: May top. -66%. 2026: mid-term year. -60.73% is pointing to $30K. Three words. Three cycles. The fourth is running.

I'VE MAPPED THE EXACT BITCOIN ROADMAP TO $500,000. And the channel just confirmed it. First touch. DONE. Midrange rally. DONE. Rejection back to support. DONE. Bitcoin is now at the second support touch. The exact moment history says the real move begins. Top of channel = $500,000. This isn't hope. This isn't speculation. This is the channel telling you exactly what comes next. Every. Single. Time. The roadmap is complete.

BREAKING: US oil prices extend gains to $105/barrel as President Trump prepares to extend the US “blockade” of the Strait of Hormuz for months.

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Most people are waiting for new lows. What if BTC pumps straight to the new ATH from here?

🩸CRASH: 🇮🇷 Iran's currency has completely collapsed. If you have $0.72 today, you are now a MILLIONAIRE in Iran.

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS When gold topped in 2020, Bitcoin dropped about -21%. Then Bitcoin surged 559% in just 238 days. When Gold topped in January, Bitcoin has also dropped by -33%. Are we seeing the same playbook again?

BREAKING: Alphabet stock, $GOOGL, surges over 5% to its highest level on record after crushing Q1 2026 earnings expectations.

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🩸CRASH: Bitcoin breaks below $75,000, as the FED holds rates.

JUST IN: $META falls 7% after-hours following earnings report.

BREAKING: $200 billion wiped from the S&P 500 in the last hour. Oil is spiking above $100 as Trump signals he will extend the US naval blockade on Iran past the War Powers Act deadline. The ceasefire talks have collapsed and no deal is in sight. The 60 day War Powers deadline hits tomorrow. Markets are pricing in the war continuing.

BREAKING: Brent Crude Oil just breaks above $119.5/barrel, its highest level since June 2022. This is happening after reports of CENTCOM preparing for another short wave of strikes against Iran.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump is on track to cause the biggest oil crisis in decades Brent Crude Oil has risen to $119, the highest since the 2008 financial crisis

$BTC still has a decent liquidity cluster above the $80,000 level. Funding is deeply negative, so Bitcoin could tap this zone. After that, BTC has lots of long-side liquidity between the $66,000 and $75,000 levels.

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COMMON GORDON W Brent crude oil hits $115 (Exactly as predicted) We all know what happens next.

JUST IN: Brent crude oil surges to $115 as President Trump prepares to extend the US blockade against Iran in the Strait of Hormuz.

🚨 Oil no longer believes the ceasefires are real. Oil is up 31% from its lows and is now back above $103 despite two ceasefire announcements in the last 3 weeks. Trump announced the US-Iran ceasefire on April 7: Oil dropped 22%. Then Trump announced the Israel Lebanon ceasefire on April 17: Oil dropped another 14% to $79. Since then it has reversed everything and added 31% in less than two weeks. Two ceasefires And the market has priced out both of them entirely. Oil does not believe peace is coming.