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Recession Indicator
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Jun 14
Your bagels are Jewish
And they are delicious
But don't forget about hummus by the seaside
Israel in five
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Jun 14
Mannnnnn
Jun 13
HEARTBREAKING: one of the dumbest people you know has a high verbal IQ so people think theyβre right
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"So you gonna stop and frisk me or what?"
"Okay, your turn. Convert the doc to a PDF just like I showed you."
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Who let Khalid get floor seats?! Thats gonna put a battery in Wemby's back.
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This is the way. This is the prayer that will will us to the chipβ€οΈβπ₯
Gonna raw dog the Knicks game tonight.
No food, no drinks, no talking. Gonna stand five feet from the TV with my arms crossed for three hours.
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Kolek will be Lisan Al Gaib
Jun 8
People donβt even know Knicks got a future all star deep in our bench not even playing and he will be unleashed next season π
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Jun 6
Wemby is not mentally here
Plain and simple
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Dipset gotta perform their taliban set for Game 3, instead of the National Anthem. #knickstape
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When they ask Wemby if the lights were too bright
Biggest stage of his career and Wemby pissing down his legs
he better wake up
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This whole time I assumed Shamet was Palestinian or something, turns out he's just a heavy cream milk shake. Knicks in 4.
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Is he the dog?
This man just let his dog shit in the MIDDLE of a busy dowtown bk sidewalk and left it there π‘
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She gets it
Jun 4
If we win the championship Iβm naming my future son Knickolas
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My brother called Mitch Johnson Normal Manley and I havenβt stopped laughing since
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