Tweets have an expiration date.
Joined November 2010
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27 Photos and videos
21 Oct 2017
Perfect version of Pachelbel's Canon in D. Every nuanced note, every emotion.
Click the play button and be amazed.
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6 May 2017
3D wall art leftover from Easter, because everyone knows that you don't actually eat #Peeps
25 Mar 2017
It's pouring and I can hardly see past the windshield to drive. But I'm still not stopping here.
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19 Mar 2017
Nothing says homemade goodness like a imprinted recycle stamp in your frozen mac and cheese.
6 Dec 2016
"You really do make a terrible human being. And I mean that as a compliment."
@WestworldHBO
20 Nov 2016
This one patch of splendor is the extent of autumn down south. Then POW, right to winter. :/
16 Oct 2016
#FakeNutritionFacts
"The FDA recommends that your daily diet include 1 cup of sodium."
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26 Aug 2016
If you have to rely on a pictograph to open a can of nuts, you may as well call it quits.
31 Jul 2016
I'm very pickleticular. One of these, for each one of those, must be in the tartar sauce or we can't be friends.
15 Jun 2016
According to the manual, the top-button turns off the internet.
Decisions, decisions.