The Sorghum Agenda ™️| M&G 200 Young SA 2025- Tourism & Hospitality | chef | scientist | food sociologist| ✨they/them✨ … but still don’t sell cakes
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They really don’t have good PR in these series and movies. I’ve never seen a TV character married to a Zulu man that was happy.
I’ve watched enough shows now
Marrying a Zulu man seems to be a test on someone’s strength beyond what the devil even intended for you
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Don't let straight people tell you not to "make being gay your personality." Straight people base their entire lives around dating, flings and marriage.
They consistently allow gender and sexuality to influence their friendships & personal relationships.
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You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.
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#BREAKING: Struggling MAGA senior voter: I actually have panic attacks. I’ve heard a couple this past week, and I get very emotional over it. I don’t want to work anymore, but I can’t afford to retire…It’s not an overnight thing, but it’s been two years now. You said you’d bring down the grocery prices. Literally I must be the most angry person when I grocery shop because I buy the same things every week, and I see it jump EVERY WEEK, it’s not every couple month, it’s literally every week.” 😢
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Christianity wiped out women's history
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< Becomes Mayor
< Balances the budget
< Lowers rent, groceries, cost of living
< Knicks win first championship in over 53-year years
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Come visit the children of the Cape flats. I want to show you something!
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‼️ Children must not be robbed off their childhood. The DA will be handing over evidence to the South African Human Rights Commission highlighting failures of government departments in handling child pregnancies with the urgency and care that it should.
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The A$AP Rocky takes are so hilarious bc he's been so supportive of Rihanna for so long. He has largely taken a back seat as she shone. But now that it's her turn to be supportive of him, after he's released an album and having a successful tour, he's suddenly "draining" her 😭
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If all these women gave up on him earlier ,Jonasi would’ve been a bum
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Cheating. Sex addiction. GBV. Intersexions. Grooming. Family secrets. Betrayal. Revenge. Death.
Sue Nyathi & Stained Glass TV come get your 10s! #ThePolygamist
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And it's the same production company that did The Wife. They've learnt from their mistakes
I’m so happy for Sue Nyathi. This is how you bring a book to life not what we saw kula show ka Hlomu
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I have a smallanyana pet peeve with this show and about how flimsy they are treating the law
First with the girlfriend getting fired.
But more annoyingly— You cannot have a civil marriage AND a customary marriage in South Africa.
The customary marriage is null & void.
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Staying married to your good for nothing man for a brand deal is a 360 deal from hell
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Which is why I hate when people act like unmarried women are less than
Constantly forcing people to get married isn’t the radical thing you are making it out to be
Marriage really is a humiliation ritual for women. #ThePolygamist
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Oh what a stressful show
Sue Nyathi, I will be sending you my therapy bills
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Being the child of a cheating father is so traumatising
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this was the funniest thing ever
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“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed”
— Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe out October 24th
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