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24 May 2022
"You're serving us gruel?"
"Not quite. This is Krusty brand imitation gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference."
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4 May 2022
Wow, what an ending! Who would have though Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?
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18 Mar 2022
If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister! And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!
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28 Feb 2022
I don't want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair. Awful, awful hair.
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20 Feb 2022
"I hate those Shelbyville jerks!"
"Honey, I was born in Shelbyville."
"And it tears me up inside!"
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17 Feb 2022
Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "you," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
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16 Feb 2022
Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from... some place far away. Yes, that'll do.
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15 Feb 2022
"That's it, little girl! You've saved Itchy and Scratchy!"
"Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy and Scratchy."
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9 Feb 2022
Ooh, a head bag! Those are chock-full of... heady goodness.
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7 Feb 2022
Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
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Simpsons Quotes retweeted
6 Feb 2022
A caller at this hour?
You dial 9-1
then when I say so, dial 1 again.
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6 Feb 2022
Milhouse, give him back his soul. I've got work tomorrow.
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4 Feb 2022
"Are you guys talking about the west side!?"
"No, Cookie. I swear it. I'm scared of you."
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2 Feb 2022
When you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things. Like when a sign says "Do not feed the bears," man, you'd better not feed the bears.
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1 Feb 2022
"Supper time, boys!"
"Oh, boy! Liver!"
"Iron helps us play."
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