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A map of Springfield done by Jerry Lerma & Terry Hogan.
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But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.
Okay. That one.
No! You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!
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You accuse me of everything around here.
"Who put slippers in the dishwasher?"
"Who threw a cane at the TV?"
"Who fell into the china hutch?"
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Help! Please help me!
Willie, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance... so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly.
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in one day.
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Then the calls began.
Well, I think I may be coveting my own wife.
I'm meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker.
I think I swallowed a toothpick!
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Now, let's give it up for table five!
Ah, ah, ah, ah Table five, table five.
Ah, ah, ah, ah. Table fi-i-i-ive.
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Carpal tunnel syndrome? No.
Lumber lung? No.
Juggler's despair? No.
Achy-breaky pelvis? No.
Oh! I'm never gonna be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
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Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
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Dad, you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you.
Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.
I'm Bart.
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And then they realized they were no longer little girls. They were little women.
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Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters were there.
Itchy and Scratchy, Grampa Simpson and Krusty the Clown.
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It's all right. I understand. But we really could have used that $12,000.
Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. It's…
Code blue. Code blue.
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The world has already taken note of our accomplishments.
Springfield has moved up to number 299 on the list of America's 300 most livable cities.
Take that, East St. Louis.
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