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Hello new followers! Allow me to introduce my journey. Spent most my life as a crash dieting weight yoyo. ~7yrs ago I dropped 1/4 my body weight and have maintained it since. My current focus is low carb and lifting for symptom management of recently diagnosed health conditions.
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I've developed the special skill of being able to fall asleep sitting upright on the couch with 8 noisy kids running around. Arms folded and everything, like an old man "just resting my eyes."
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Army birthday cake! I told the kids how cake at the DFAC for the Army's birthday was a highlight of AIT for me and that I've had cake every year since, so we're attempting a marbled "camo" cake.
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Baking at somebody else's house and grabbing what you think is sugar, them being really glad you taste tested it first because it was definitely salt.
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We ordered from a place called Curry Pizza that does Indian food inspired pizzas with curry as the sauce. Left to right was butter chicken, paneer with goat cheese and balsamic, and a regular meat pizza in case the others were gross. Butter chicken was the favorite!
My two oldest nephews (14 & 16) have agreed to have a pizza party with me tonight in the old school bus in the yard that my brother has converted to a hangout spot for the teens. They have assured me it's not lame and they're actually excited about it.
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Watching Wall-E because the younger kids couldn't believe I've never seen it but I didn't have the heart to tell them it's because I don't care for animated movies.
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My two oldest nephews (14 & 16) have agreed to have a pizza party with me tonight in the old school bus in the yard that my brother has converted to a hangout spot for the teens. They have assured me it's not lame and they're actually excited about it.
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I'm told it's a vibe.
brb, heading to tbe local coffee shop with my 17yo niece because thankfully she's still cool with being seen in public with her aunt.
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brb, heading to tbe local coffee shop with my 17yo niece because thankfully she's still cool with being seen in public with her aunt.
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Do all boys fart this much? Because I swear my nephews walk around with constant Pig-Pen clouds of fart gas.
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I only visit my brother once or twice a year but I have my own coffee maker here because they don't drink coffee and priorities.
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Getting into town on my 14yo nephew's birthday means my sister-in-law's cheesecake with homemade peach jam. (In a bowl, because the 8 children snatched up all the plates.)
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Blue Gatorade looking a bit different these days. Gatorade Zero single serve pouches are now free of artificial colors.
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Does riding scooters with my nieces and nephews count as cardio?
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Overheard a 20-something girl at the airport say, "I did weights once, I thought I was gonna puke!"
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Fwiw I posted this because I thought it was cute. Her and her friend were watching deadlift videos and marveling at them. If I were more of an extrovert I might have butted in and said, "I've actually been known to do a little weights myself."
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Mouth breathing in any airport line should be a federal offense.
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This morning I am grateful for caffeine, both in my coffee and in my under-eye serum.
A 6am flight doesn't seem too crazy early until you realize what time you have to wake up to have enough time to get ready, square away the pets, and make it to the airport in time to check a bag, get through security, etc. Why even sleep?
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