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13 Jul 2018
No, no I canβt handle the @backstreetboys and @michaelstrahan on the same screen. #BACKSTREETBOYSonGMA
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24 Sep 2016
I don't understand why people like the massage part of a pedicure chair? You look like you're having a seizure. Everything is shaking.
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2 Sep 2016
If you get something done and can't mark it off on a color coded chart/list, did you really get it done?
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5 Aug 2016
I would rate my mild to medium fear of severely injuring myself when opening a can of pillsbury rolls as one of the weirdest things about me
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19 Jul 2016
Life would be so much easier if Boris could just preheat the oven...
25 Jun 2016
If you see a girl & her dog walking around forest hills belting out "Whats Luv" at the top of her lungs, please don't judge me.
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12 Jun 2016
You know you're friends with marketing professionals when you at A/B texting online dating messages
5 Jun 2016
When you forget to pack pajamas for a night in a hotel and have to share a bad with your sister π°ππ³
4 Jun 2016
It's a great feeling watching a guy light a cigarette next to the gas pump. And by great feeling, I mean feeling of impending doom.
30 May 2016
Nothing excites me more than knowing that I'm about to surprise Boris with a play date. And THATS what's wrong with my life ππ
30 May 2016
People only go to the colonial park mall for Auntie Anne's right?
25 May 2016
Just slipped and nearly fell into a naked woman stepping out of her shower. THIS IS WHY YOU WEAR TOWELS IN THE LOCKER ROOM PEOPLE!
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20 May 2016
Some days you wake up with an extra pep in your step and a Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen song in your head. Those are the good days.
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