me ride majestic

Joined July 2009
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Oh crap. This is where they’re gonna feed people like me to the lions in like a year
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Tonight really makes me miss the good old days of being embarrassed about the game 6 Detroit loss. Instead of the inhumane crime against dignity in Madison square garden tonight
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Richard Jefferson, you can’t call our 2 bigs “the twin towers” when we’re playing IN… NEW YORK #neverforget
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Lemon, I'm going to need you to babysit my nephew for the night. His name's Timmy something or other. Try not to embarrass yourself.
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Who would want to buy a corner? If I bought one, it’d be the biggest most beautiful golden corner you’ve ever seen
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Trump: What’s a corner store? I’ve never heard that term. Who the hell wrote this?
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I don’t want to get too political but I shit put a lot of blood this morning
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I mean maybe it wasn’t a lot but the normal amount of blood while I’m shitting is zero
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I wish I was on his level of genius to understand how this will get rid of the Mexicans and keep trans people out of my bathroom but what do I know?
The Trump administration has announced it plans to dismantle the US Forest Service. All 10 regional offices are set to close in addition to over 50 research labs.
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a little too real for me jibjab hot dog
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I have a book of comics coming out
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Drunk guy in Olmsted Falls on St. Patrick’s Day “I’m fine, youse guys. If iiif i drink too mush may God strike me dead. Now Imma go (hiccup) take a leak innn thisp field reayll quisk.”
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My apologies, Bill Watterson
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