sauron is alive in argentina
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Jun 8
Low key got my ass
Jun 8
i dont think i can do polyamory because im to possessive but i cant do monogamy because i like fucking multiple people because im an evil sex addict or whatever
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Jun 8
I've been sniped
Jun 6
cracking a joke mid-sex is low key sexy as hell.
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Jun 4
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Jun 4
Every 82-0 I’ve seen has 60s Wilt, 60s Oscar, 60s Bob Petit, 70s Bob McAdoo, or 2020s Luka. Usually two of them.
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Jun 3
Excuse me what the fuck
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Jun 3
At least there's no wilt for me here, but 60s stat inflation is doing a lot of work for me at PG and C I think
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May 31
my local queer club is *precisely* one third actual gay people, one third cishet women trying not to get hit on, and one third cishet men trying to hit on the women. Nobody I know, straight or gay, has ever gone there without being hit on.
May 31
Can these straight men at gay bars leave? Thanks. Girls we get it you feel safe with us, but stop getting your straight men. It’s a GAY bar. Ya’ll have plenty of BORING straight bars thanks
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May 31
The arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards sga, like harden before him, not getting rewarded for foul hunting.
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Apr 22
Mostly because of one Michael Jeffrey Jordan and like two full generations of kids trying to play like him, plus another generation trying to play like Kobe, who was among that first generation of kids. It's no coincidence the 3 point revolution hit full blast in kobe's last year
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Apr 14
Jordan changed the game massively. I also think the NBA lost 10-20 yrs of strategic development b/c everyone wanted to play like Mike. It's a really inefficient way to play if you aren't literally MJ, and imo the 3pt revolution happens 10-20 years earlier if Jordan never existed.
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Mar 31
The Who’s Hits: Totally solid radio rock. Inoffensive to most, annoying to those who don’t like radio rock.
The Who’s Back Catalog: The Best Shit You’ve Ever Heard. Almost completely unrecognizable compared to many of the hits.
Mar 30
have the living members of The Who, the worst band in the history of rock music, ever said no to a music licensing offer?
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Mar 31
Someone doesn’t play 27 dice 4 color pai gow to decide first player and it shows
Odd/Evens is the same with 1 or 2 dice.
Highroll is fine but wastes time ?% of the time.
Calling a judge because you can't choose a randomized way of choosing who goes first is cringe.
We're (mostly) all adults here guys can we please just play magic.
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Mar 28
This is my understanding of how Radiohead see themselves.
I think a lot about what it must be like to be Van Morrison. Leave your band, score a massive hit with the worst song ever, spend the next 15 years releasing perfect albums, still everybody at your shows just wants to hear you play, the worst song ever
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Mar 26
Suddenly becoming a big fan of Jaylen Brown despite playing on the celtics
Mar 26
Jaylen Brown successfully foul baited SGA and couldn’t stop laughing 😭
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Mar 25
Some lady at the park did this exact same thing to me when I was riding my bike when I was like 10 because I was “endangering her sons” who were maybe 2-3 years younger than me and playing on the playground, not the paths where I was riding.
So I’m basically Jack Reacher.
😳 "Reacher" star Alan Ritchson's body cam footage of his bloody fight with his neighbor is released.
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Mar 12
I think the odds of Bam scoring 83 points in an NBA game are similar to the odds of me scoring 1 point in an NBA game, keeping in mind that I'm almost 30 and have never played organized bball and would need to be signed to a team. Maybe the Wizards could use some help at guard 🤔
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