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12 Sep 2020
Stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse, people are no damn good ! BUT, they will always need masks and they will pay through the nose to get them...
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Jack Lisowski needs to be assessed for his mental health. #CHINAOPEN
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Jack Lisowski is now officially the most stupid snooker player that ever drew breath !!!! #CHINAOPEN
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After last night's performance I agree with him. USA to be the 2026 American Soccer Kick Shoot MVP Touchdown Ball champions. 🏈🇺🇸⚽️ #WORLDCUP2026
🚨 TRUMP BACKS USMNT TO WIN WORLD CUP! 🚨 Donald Trump has made a massive, bold prediction for the U.S. Men’s National Team, claiming they can go "all the way" and win the 2026 FIFA World Cup! 🇺🇸🏆 The U.S. President called head coach Mauricio Pochettino and the squad directly before their tournament opener, delivering a huge confidence boost. 📞🗣️ What Trump Told the Team: 🔹 The Prediction: "I think you've got a really good chance of going all the way." 🔸 The Praise: "I've heard all about your record and your success and I know how great the players are." 🔹 The Advice: "The pressure is gone. Have some fun."Pochettino thanked the President and promised the squad would do everything possible to make the nation proud. 🏟️ Presidential No-Show Despite the supportive phone call, Trump made history in another way—becoming the first American president to skip the U.S. opening match when hosting a World Cup. White House officials cited a tight schedule, as the President is hosting a UFC event on the South Lawn this weekend to celebrate his 80th birthday. A government delegation led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio attended instead. 🦅 Statement Win on the PitchThe USMNT certainly played like they believed the hype! They backed up the President's words with a dominant 4-1 victory over Paraguay at SoFi Stadium. Folarin Balogun was the star of the night, bagging a clinical brace. While soccer pundits still consider the U.S. heavy underdogs to lift the trophy compared to powerhouses like Spain or France, this explosive start puts Group D on absolute notice. 📅 What's Next for the USMNT? vs. Australia | Friday, 19 June | Seattlevs. Türkiye | Thursday, 25 June | Los Angeles 🗣️ FOOTBALL FANS—WHAT DO YOU Think? Can Pochettino actually pull off the impossible, or is Trump's prediction way too unrealistic? Drop your score predictions for the Australia game in the comments! 👇💬 #footballnews #fifaworldcup #USMNT #soccer #Worldcup2026 #USA2026
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#TWOTIERKEIR is too busy arranging for more illegal immigrants to be brought over to be bothered about the racing industry.
🗣️ "A complete dereliction of their duty" 🏇 John Gosden lashes out at government 'insanity' over affordability checks Read the full story here 👇 racingpost.com/news/britain/…
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England have scored 1 (one) goal v NEW ZEALAND !!! ⚽️ Bring them home now FFS. Let another team have a go instead. #ENGNZL #WORLDCUP2026
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Just checking that Mr @TSnooker102 is OK. He was devastated Finland’s final remaining snow disappeared last week. Worried he rage-flew to Antarctica and is now a frozen human popsicle. 🥶 Someone check Google Earth before he becomes the next ‘massive face’ discovery. 🔍
Look At This! Massive Face Discovered In Antarctica On Google Earth #Breaking #News youtube.com/watch?v=XwZKz5Dv…
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Spain 1 Iraq 1 France 1 Ivory Coast 2.👀 Maybe England might have a chance at this World Cup after all. #WORLDCUP2026
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These dogs were deployed within hours of FIFA finding out about J.R.’s shady multimillion $ ticket deal at AT&T Stadium. Starmer wanted protection from high prices… instead we’re getting protection from the fans who can’t afford them.🤖🐕 #ULTIMATEDALLAS #WorldCup2026
Here's the dystopia you've all wanted so badly: Facial scanning security robots ready to patrol AT&T Stadium during the FIFA World Cup 2026 in Arlington, Texas
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J.R. Ewing at AT&T Stadium doing a proper dodgy deal for England vs Croatia tickets. *Hears the "$1M downpayment" → straight to the bourbon* 🥃 Keir Starmer wants cheaper tickets… mate, Ole' JR’s just agreed to a million as a deposit !😂💸 #ULTIMATEDALLAS #WORLDCUP2026
Football fans should come first. That’s why I’m urging FIFA to take action to ensure people buying World Cup tickets are not ripped off. It’s unacceptable for fans to be exploited for wanting to cheer on their country on the biggest stage. thesun.co.uk/news/39255818/k…
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I appreciate you and the team's 50 mins video covering the UCL Final @seeley_nigel . Here's my full, comprehensive analysis: Arsenal are gonna get smashed !! 👊⚽️
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Champions League final at 5pm feels like they’ve turned it into the Carabao Cup Final sponsored by Tesco Meal Deal. 🛒⚽ #ChampionsLeague

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Unsurprisingly zero, since he didn't turn professional until he was 26.🙄🤦‍♂️
Replying to @Rolmeister147
How many majors did Phil Taylor have at 19?
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Anybody that took the insane pre-tournament price of 1/3 on Sinner is now sweating like Boris Becker in a tax office. 🎾
If Jannik Sinner gets knocked out of Roland Garros here, Novak Djokovic needs to lock in, would be a golden chance to get his 25th slam with Carlos and Sinner not there #RolandGarros
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Proper mad thunderstorm last night .⚡ Britain doesn’t do rain anymore, it does Marvel opening credits. 🌩️
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Global Boiling is back (even if it is only for 3 days after 8 months of freezing). If you are not TERRIFIED of the weather you are a terrorist ! #CLIMATESCAM
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Ridiculous stoppage by the ref to a great fight. Amazing setting in front of the pyramids. 🇪🇬 Most surreal heavyweight boxing scenes since James 'Fan Man' MIller decided to make an appearance on @holyfield 's big night. #GloryInGiza
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So much for the @metoffice 's chargrilled weather maps, they turned summer dreams into a 13 degree freezer. Was gonna fry eggs on the pavement. Can barely defrost bread ffs. ❄️ #ClimateNONSENSE
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Usyk V Verhoeven. The most explosive event in front of the Pyramids since the release of Bombjack for the ZX Spectrum. 💣 #GloryInGiza
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Phil Foden misses out on the England World Cup squad. His cat Philine Foden has already applied for Scottish citizenship and is meowing the Scottish national anthem. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #WorldCup2026 #EnglandSquad
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Never send your private info to the vultures. One bribed customer service rep is all it takes… and suddenly your ruthless worst enemy has your entire financial life in their hands. Ole' JR made that mistake and it cost him his multi- billion dollar empire. #ULTIMATEDALLAS
Bookmakers: “Financial checks are intrusive.” Also bookmakers: “Send us your bank statements, P60, payslip and spending data so our traders can decide whether you’re allowed to win.” It isn’t “safer gambling” when the winners get culled and the losers get milked. @GamRegGB @RacingPost @paddypower @BetfairExchange #BookmakerLogic #AffordabilityChecks #UKRacing #SaferGambling #GamblingReform
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