ASU '92 | ΠΚΦ Pledge Master '86 | Green Tea Shot Enthusiast | Former baby
Joined May 2026
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“Lore” for girls in college is really just being a slut
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Kids in my frat call me unc and I still have never been in a relationship #gameover
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World Cup hasn’t even started and the US is already fucking it up #classic
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Talking to women feels like writing an essay before ChatGPT existed
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The world has never needed a man as much as it needs Daniel Larson right about now
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15 dollar tip on a 2 dollar order. Fuck my bank account
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Oh to be a woman and have my Venmo in my TikTok bio and have random men send me money
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What’s the cooldown time before you can double down after being left on open
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No internship and no bitches genuinely fiddles with a man’s will to live
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Pivoting careers to whatever keeps me in school the longest
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There’s a special place in my heart for the people that like my tweets when it’s under 10 likes
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Economy so bad right now I could pay for a prostitute and I’d end up getting pegged
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I can’t believe society prefers blondes. Brunettes, if you need a shoulder to cry on, I am here. Blondes you are also welcome
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Anyone have tips on how to bulk other than just calorie surplus?
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Military draft but it’s you and your boys 8 beers deep trying to figure out how to launch a missile
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1 month no sex. Wasn’t having any before that either so you see how grim the situation is
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Genuinely how do you recover from being left on open on snap. Serious advice only, this shit needs to happen
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