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As a longtime USMNT supporter, it warms my heart to see an overmatched team hanging around because their keeper activated godmode.
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“Chet Holmgren sends his regards”
-Mitchell Robinson
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I asked god to make it 2004 again and he gave us a Pistons/Lakers finals game.
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They measure Jalen Brunson’s body temperature in Kelvin.
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Okay I don’t like what they did to the lawn either but you won’t have me out here acting like dirt bikes aren’t awesome.
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Getting arrested on a gun charge in Texas is crazy.
Cavaliers guard James Harden was arrested early Saturday morning in Houston and has been charged with a misdemeanor unlawful carrying of a weapon. spr.ly/6011B8hNg1
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I saw a man at Lowe’s with a Glock on one hip and a revolver on the other. Dual wielding in the home improvement store.
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“Possibly”
If you’re visiting Houston for the World Cup I’d recommend doing a kayak tour of Buffalo Bayou. It’s a neat way to check out the city from a unique perspective and see some wildlife like birds and turtles and maybe an alligator and possibly even discover a dead body.
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Sorry, babe. My sperm has PTSD because Kevin Dyson wasn’t just a little bit taller.
Jun 12
🚨: Study reveals that the sperm cells carry biological ECHOES of a father's stress, particularly from childhood trauma
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Please for the love of god stop.
May 31
Don't do this to me, USMNT. Don't make me believe.
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That is already a candidate for goal of the tournament.
The touch. The turn. The finish.
What a goal.
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Kaytron Allen update:
"Without doubt, one of the players who has benefited the most from the OTA sessions is fifth-round draft pick running back Kaytron Allen. Penn State's all-time leading rusher has been turning heads at practice."
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I take everything back. Alexi Lalas is all right.
Did Alexi Lalas just say “wanker” on national TV 😂😂😂
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It was just one game, but we could be going full CONCACAF in this World Cup.
Buckle up, rest of the world.
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It is a high bar, but forcing Rebecca Lowe, Thierry Henry, and the god of football Zlatan to work with Alexi Lalas might be the worst thing an American corporation has ever done.
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A Linsanity documentary narrated by Iman Shumpert would make 100 billion dollars
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