Healthcare, fitness, gays, cars, cats. Taken 👬🥰💍 MN-ND-IL 🏳️🌈 he/him
Joined April 2013
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17 Sep 2022
2012 vs 2022 - it isn't easy to find pics of me back then with all the hiding from cameras (and life) that I did
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8 Jul 2025
B&W
5 Jul 2025
Lemme see your favorite mirror selfie 🥹🥹
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23 Jun 2025
Are you 40 and wanna feel like a 10 year old on the first day of school again???
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7 Feb 2025
This guy...💪
7 Feb 2025
Road back to some sense of normalcy with the knee has been challenging, painful & daunting, but finally starting to make progress. Lots of help/support to guide me along - super grateful. Big day climbing back.
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22 Jan 2025
I'll jump on that. We're renovating our bathroom.
22 Jan 2025
Remember back when we would just post the most inane prosaic rubbish online, remember that? Let's bring that back.
I'm going out to buy sausages because I'm making bangers and mash for tea.
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21 Dec 2024
When you're home for the holidays and you see your older cousin is in better shape than you are
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Conrad🏳️🌈 retweeted
18 Dec 2024
Different on the surface, but what's inside was always there when I needed it ❤️
USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO POST HOW YOU LOOKED IN 2020 VS 2024. LET'S GAURRR!! -rl
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17 Dec 2024
Empty gym perk: this only looks stupid in front of the staff (and the internet)
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4 Nov 2024
Top notch tweet 👏👏👏
4 Nov 2024
It’s Election Day Eve,
Not Election Day Steve.
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1 Nov 2024
"Open bar corporate event" is a great reason to be late the next morning.
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30 Oct 2024
Thank you, random Chicago residential street for maintaining not one but TWO E39's for us all to enjoy. Calypso Red gets more attention than Vermont Green, it would appear...
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