So here’s the thing: the rest of us don’t give a flying fuck that this is “what you voted for.” We know. You guys are idiots who want a dictator that hurts people you don’t like. Power is all that matters now. The adults will re-assume power soon, and save this country.

I did a cartwheel the other day and almost took myself out 😆😆😆👏🏾🤭

This is how you respond to MAGA ignorance ✊🏻

😂😂😂 #WorldCupHighlights

Spain trying to score on Cape Verde

When you forget you’re forty years old! 😁😅

Courtesy of The Trumpland Diary Dear Every MAGA Idiot Who Insisted A Few Days Ago That The New Algae In The Reflecting Pool Was Just "Residual Algae" Coming Out Of The Pipes, NO. IT. WASN'T. See, it turns out that painting the bottom of the pool dark blue to make it "prettier" had an unintended consequence your idiot Developer in Chief and his idiot "pool guys" who'd never coated a pool before never considered: the darker color heats the water extra fast, and the higher temperature speeds up algae growth. So, not only did he fail to fix the one problem he set out to fix, he made the whole thing WORSE by being a dipshit. 👇👇👇👇

eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada 2 horas assistindo os jogos da copa do mundo:

If this were black people, there would be tweets all over this site about how violent black people are, and how they cant be in society, followed by an Elon musk "Yup" retweet.

Breaking News from @TheAthletic: In one of the most shocking results in World Cup history, Cape Verde held European champions Spain to a goalless draw, thanks in no small part to a heroic performance by their 40-year-old goalkeeper, Vozinha. nyti.ms/4vHHiiM

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This should be an album cover

I can understand how and why somebody who is poorly informed, heavily ideologically conditioned, and consuming right-wing media nonstop would hate Barack Obama. He held real political power, was an electoral buzzsaw as a candidate, and represented change that a lot of Americans found threatening But the Michelle Obama hostility has always insanely confusing to me It’s not like she was ever a hyper-partisan political actor She and her brother, who was a hooper at Princeton and later worked on Wall Street before moving into coaching, are literal caricatures of the “American Dream,” which I guess in the eyes of the American Right is something only reserved for white people

I think Michelle Obama should be legally allowed to kill like three people per year minimum

#BREAKING: Deposing Attorney: Do you regret that people lost income to support their lives?  DOGE Bro: “No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero.” Deposing Attorney:  Did you reduce the federal deficit? DOGE Bro: “No, we didn’t.” Deposing Attorney: So you weren’t able to reduce the federal deficit and you still don’t regret that people lost some of their livelihood based on your actions? DOGE Bro: “No.” 🤦‍♀️

Eric Trump has since deleted this post, which confirms it was clearly not fabricated.

I’m crying 😭😭😭 he gave New York fidget buses to take their adrenaline out on instead of damaging the actual buses I love Mamdani so much

I’m tired, man. I’m tired. No matter how much I try not to care. No matter how much I try to think, “hey, it’s not my thing, but if people are excited, who cares”. No matter how much I just try to be fine with stuff, it always keeps getting lower and lower and lower. I’m just tired. This is just so mentally exhausting all the time.

They tried painting over the numbers but failed and made them even more prominent! Looks great next to the giant algae swamp! 🤣😂🤣😂

me having sex vegas golden knights 🤝 can’t find the hole in the bussi