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Lawyer representing women suing Katt Williams sanctioned for citing fake, AI-hallucinated cases. The lawyer said she was "distracted by other matters and had asked her daughter (who is not an attorney or paralegal) to draft the brief for her." WTF! "An overwhelming majority of the cases cited [in the MSJ] either did not exist ... or misquoted the authority." And after that MSJ, she filed another motion citing a case that "does not appear to exist." At the sanctions hearing, she claimed it was just an accident. She's ordered to notify all her clients about what she did and must file the court's order in all cases in the district for the next 5 years.
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marcel:

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BANGGGGGGGG MAN OUR DEFENSE CAME TO PLAY WELCOME TO HELL MARCEL REED
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Oh my goodness
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50yds of penalties already 😒😒 Aggie Coaches next June:
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In that shrouded den of standing sycophants they will witness awe & dread: a black clad wake for the 9th First Lady dead. And the cowbells shall fall silent. For none will own the night except the rowdy mourners yelling “farmers fight!” #bthomississippistate
BTHO mississippi state
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ASU & Arizona mascots fighting 😂😭

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More people should be talking about the possibility, and consequences, of Mega Arkansas.
in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass
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27 Oct 2024
Replying to @mbpHuddle
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Our captain, @TaureanYork5x and our 12th man @nana_b23 have spoken. Wear ⚫️ Saturday Night in Kyle. We need the 12th man this weekend. #GigEm
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11 Oct 2024
AT shoved Ketch in a locker today

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Geoff getting bodied by a college kid with more followers:
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One day I might even know who you are.
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That’s pretty loud especially for a neutral location, but Mike Evans 95yds vs Bama is the craziest one I’ve heard. The original pop is crazy, and when he break loose from Sunseri it somehow manages to get louder. My ears were ringing afterwards. youtu.be/0n8GxriGnds
One year ago today Still the loudest crowd pop I’ve ever heard on one single play
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Texas A&M to Brady Cook

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If A&M beats Missouri there’s gonna be a nasty agenda running from this account for 3 weeks with a bye and Miss St following 😭😬. Lets be real tho I’ll prob talk crazy win or lose 😂
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This might be the single most savage hype video ever.
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One last ride in Jerry’s World. AgKnocks Arkansas Hype Video SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY (🎥:@Aggie_Editz)
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25 Sep 2024
To be in the College Football Hall of Fame, a coach must have won at least 60% of his games. Mike Leach won 59.6%. RT if you think Mike Leach should still be included in the College Football Hall of Fame
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