Sipping a Jim Beam & living the dream. I didn’t want to have to be a revolutionary but here we are
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Orange cat interrupts "Romeo and Juliet" theatre performance..🐈💃🕺😅
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I drank a THC bev kinda late last night and it is most assuredly still in my system at work this morning
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It could be fun to end every conversation with “…and watch out for the sword”
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Jun 9
My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you
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Moonwalking in place is already the biggest flex🔥🔥🔥
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Jun 10
Imagine taking a girl on a first date, and before y’all go in the restaurant she wanna see where your hands at in the parking lot.
Two hares going at it. Female hares will often "box" a male hare to test if he is worthy of being a mate
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#TIL there’s something called the Buford Highway Orchestra Project, an independent youth program designed specifically for the children of immigrants. Instruments, instruction, and concert performances all provided FREE OF CHARGE. This is amazing and I want to go see them!!
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notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch
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A very rustic breakfast spot specializing in eggs benedict, called: Yeast of Yeetin’
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Not technically difficult but still quite intricate and engaging: the bass line for Talk Talk - It’s My Life
(Paul Webb aka Rustin Man with the sick chorus’d fretless bass tone too)
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When you buy a cat to get rid of the rats in your garden.
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Hi, it's me, I'm the reason
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