Writer and editor for @ChipTheoryGames, co-host of @contreks, former community journalist

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If Biden doesn't get every kid out of a cage day 1, what was the fuckin' point of any of this
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Honestly they deserved to lose for this alone
Sens. Klobuchar & Baldwin have joined Gov. Tim Walz for a students event at UW Eau Claire. Klobuchar: “We're gonna see like a bus going through Western Wisconsin with — I want you to picture this — Bernie Sanders & Dick Cheney together holding a sign that says brat fall.”
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I dunno man, I was a single-issue voter this year for the issue of "not wanting to see dead Palestinians on my phone every day." Neither candidate was going to fix that problem, so at least I have the satisfaction that one of them gets to be really fucking humiliated.
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The two Senate Dems to win in Trump states so far being Baldwin (a lesbian M4A supporter and former opponent of the Iraq War) and Slotkin (a former CIA officer who ran ads with pics of her with W.) points towards Kamala’s loss being less about ideology and more about competence.
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we are talking about someone who co-conspired the massacre 100,000s of people in palestine, refuse to move an inch on it, and people are pretending like she represented some monumental clear-cut choice for anti-racism & women’s freedom what a bizarre country
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Can't wait for the rise of the "Biden would have won" guy in about four months
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As I was leaving my polling place parking lot, a non-native English speaker asked if I could help him pull up his bank statement on his phone, as h'd just moved and needed to prove his residence. I helped him and felt much better about doing so than I did actually voting.
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We make the world a better place by caring for others, not by voting. You have little to no grip on the levers of power, but you can help people.
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Endlessly annoying to me that the act of voting is portrayed as an unambiguous civic good. Some of you should stay home! I have a relative who thinks the ancient Egyptians used the Pyramids to create wi-fi, and his vote counts the same as mine.
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RT @judysquirrels: I hate to politics tweet but this has all been so ridiculous lol we’re all waiting for the lady who said we will have “t…
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Was not looking forward to an LA/NY World Series but I forgot how fun and satisfying it is to watch the Yankees lose.
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The people that are ultimately responsible for this photo are the same people whose endorsements Kamala has been enthusiastically championing for the last month
13 Oct 2024
I still think this is one of the most disturbing images ever photographed
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Tired: Being mad that Joker 2 is a musical Wired: Being mad that Joker 2 is a jukebox musical, aka the coward's musical
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Joker 2 actively antagonizing its fanbase and utterly flopping at the box office are two funny things, which is two more funny things than what happens in Joker 1 and an equal number of funny things to what happens in Joker 2 ("I hope you get cancer" and "PUDDLES?").
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8 Oct 2024
Technically true, this is something you go through when you mature from 13 to 14.
5 Oct 2024
Maturing is realizing that Thanos was 100% right
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Unless you are getting paid to watch the debate, absolutely deranged behavior to have that on instead of playoff baseball. This is true regardless of whether you like baseball or even know the rules.
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who do i vote for if i am against this
This morning, @VP and I convened our national security team to discuss Iranian plans to launch an imminent missile attack against Israel. We discussed how the United States is prepared to help Israel defend against these attacks, and protect American personnel in the region.
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11 Sep 2024
harris regurgitating the 1,200 people killed and mass rape atrocity propaganda. both of which has been disproven. laughable at this point to think she’ll change the course of israeli’s mass slaughter campaign
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There was *nothing* about his DS9 character--a holographic ring-a-ding-ding-style crooner from the 1960s that helps characters get over PTSD by telling them stories about Dino and Frank--that should have worked, but he was one of the highlights of the series. RIP.
Farewell to legendary singer and #StarTrek DS9 recurring star Jimmy Darren — Vic Fontaine, your holosuite will always keep running in our hearts. #JamesDarren
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