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Congrats @Google. You took away the low battery warning, and now my Fitbit is useless.
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Theory of the Day: The @RealCandaceO attack on @MrsErikaKirk is designed to get Erika sympathy and to legitimize her while feeding the wing-nuts some red meat.
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Congrats @amazonfiretv on an app update that makes it difficult to use your favorite apps and won't let @HBO actually load.
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Feb 6
âI did that. I did that.â
Yesterday at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Trump ad-libbed a âsirâ story about how, with just âone phone call,â he personally got Sudan to release a persecuted Christian from prison.
But she was actually freed during the Obama administration in 2014. A year before Trump even became a candidate, more than two before he became president. There is no sign he was responsible in any way. The White House wouldnât even try today to explain how he supposedly was.
Hat tip to @jackmjenkins for spotting this one before me. My story: cnn.com/2026/02/06/politics/âŠ
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Dear @amazonfiretv .
Here's a crazy idea. Update the apps when I'm not using them instead of interrupting what I'm watching to ask if I want to update.
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James Comer spent every day for 2 years and millions of US taxpayer dollars trying to link Joe Biden to Hunterâs appointment to the Burisma board in 2014, but has zero interest in UAE putting $500 million into Trumpâs crypto company then getting advanced AI chips from the US.
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Jan 20
Shout out to the top 5 ments in the world, base, apart, Arrested Develop, Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend.
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Jan 15
WATCH â @dank: â$30 BILLION for 10,000 more ICE agents⊠that would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all medical debt. Trump is making it easier to kill people than keep people alive.â
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Jan 15
Reagan-appointee Judge Young on Kristi Noem and Marco Rubio:
âThese cabinet secretaries have failed in their duties to protect the Constitution.â
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Jan 15
Because of Trump's âBig Beautiful Bill,â the annual ICE budget â at $28 billion â is now larger than the annual budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Marshals Service and the Bureau of Prisons COMBINED.
No. The American people do not want Trump's domestic army.
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23 Dec 2025
This is completely ridiculous fake garbage, a sick joke someone sent a few days after Epstein died. Spreading this around as real is exactly what the DOJ wants so they can confuse people and then claim other actually credible things are also fake when they eventually leak out.
23 Dec 2025
đš REVEALED: In Data Set 8 of the Epstein files release, which was briefly posted on the Justice Department's website today, there is a letter alleging to be sent from Jeffrey Epstein to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar.
The letter, which is postmarked just days after Epstein died, reads:
"Dear L. N.
As you know by now, I have taken the "short route" home. Good luck! We shared one thing . . . our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they'd reach their full potential.
Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to "grab snatch," whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system.
Life is unfair.
Yours
J. Epsteinâ
The letter was returned to sender.
Reporting indicates that Epstein sent a letter to Nassar from prison before his suicide. The contents of that letter were never revealed.
Additional documents show that the letter was submitted for handwriting analysis, though it is unclear if investigators reached a conclusion on whether or not this was definitively written by Epstein.
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15 Dec 2025
POV: The Mega Church that refused to help mothers get their hungry babies formula.
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I think about this @matthewwalther column about once a month: theweek.com/articles/851426/âŠ
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21 Oct 2025
We donât blow up boats off Miami because 25% of the time suspicion is wrong.
We shouldnât do it off Venezuela either. These are small outboards with no fentanyl and no path to Florida.
We canât just kill indiscriminately because we are not at war. Itâs summary execution!Â
Everyone gets a trial because sometimes, the system gets it wrong. Even the worst of the worst in our country get due process.
The bottom line is that execution without process is not justice, and blowing up foreign ships is a recipe for chaos.
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22 Oct 2025
We shouldnât have banners of our elected officials on public buildings.
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17 Oct 2025
Three people familiar with the matter tell @MSNBC that the top two criminal prosecutors in the Norfolk office of the Eastern District of Virginia have been fired after expressing skepticism about the case against the New York Attorney General. With @lawofruby
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