Author of Gambling Wizards, and cohost of Gambling With an Edge.

Joined November 2014
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My friend said his favorite Star Wars quote was, "Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father." I think he got a pirated copy
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My wife tried to change my coffee to decaf this morning. I told her she didn’t have the grounds to do that.
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Sadly, the inventor of auto-correct has died. His funeral is tomato.
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Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilots uniform. I thought it was a bit odd… Then I realized he was one of those plane clothes cops.
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For all the people asking me about getting on the interest list for James Grosjean's new book - call Huntington Press.
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My son thinks he's so smart now that he can recite pi. I'll never hear the end of it.
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Richard Munchkin retweeted
Every fortune teller I’ve ever met is either incredibly depressed or way too enthusiastic. Why can’t I find a happy medium?
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The aorta is my favorite artery. It has a special place in my heart.
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Did the guy who coined the term "one hit wonder" even come up with any other terms?
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Media mogul Barry Diller's People offers to buy MGM Resorts for over $18 billion cdcgaming.com/brief/people-i… via @CDCNewswire

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At first leeches seem like an archaic and disgusting treatment for disease, but they grow on you.
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Whenever I do job interviews I randomly throw half the resumes straight into the trash. I don't want unlucky people working for me.
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While my wife was in labor, I tried distracting her by telling jokes… She didn’t laugh once. Must’ve been the delivery.
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My local ice company lost power during a storm last week. They had to liquidate their inventory.
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Have you ever played Rock Paper Scissors at a casino? You can win money hand over fist.
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Spiders don't have to go to school. They learn everything on the web.
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Thanks again to @RWM21 for having me on the pod! Here’s a brief follow-up to our discussion with him and Bob: doctorrazz.substack.com/p/li…

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A typo carved into my tombstone would be a grave mistake.
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