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Joined August 2016
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10 Jun 2024
Fuming rn. Just got rejected from a job because they said my credentials weren’t credible. Who the hell do they think they are to tell me this is fake?
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Thomas Factz retweeted
fuck it wonders of sodor should add pomni too
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I got this trans woman permanently etched into my skin just to mock a minority group apparently
I’m gonna need you to provide some confirmation on your actual identity because you cannot be making jokes like this during Pride Month. You are mocking a minority group at a time they need to feel as powerful and confident as they can.
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Extremely validating that I have cis men telling me I’m not funny. I really am a woman 🥹
Replying to @thesoapeater2
A very bad joke :/
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Can we all just agree that this account stopped being funny like 4-5 years ago
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An alternate universe where the biggest controversy surrounding Thomas isn’t Come Out Henry
Micheal as Mr. Conductor in an alternate universe 🥹
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Its name is Whalliam
Replying to @Ry121_OUTATIME
Unpopular opinions on this dying whale
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Lady WHAT????
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Fandom actually 10 years ago: Where’s the fucking Ffarquhar sign???
Replying to @dud_spud
Fandom 10 years ago: holy shit flying Scotsman’s back
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Also, this was the fandom that was analyzing pixels in the background of a single shot to prove that BoCo was coming back to the show. Don’t be surprised when someone applies the same set of skills to analyzing and identifying props
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I could picture him with a Nic Cage voice
He looks so young I can’t see an old man voice coming out of him
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That third picture is really inappropriate. I can’t believe they would allow it in a magazine for children
Grabbed this week’s new Thomas magazine and holy shit it is peak
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I’m not the Granpuff I’m the Puff that Granned up
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Inventing new discourse: Boco is racist for not being able to tell Bill and Ben apart or something idk
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May 25
I found this; is this real?
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Thomas Factz retweeted

ALT Lets Go Rekt Dim GIF

May 25
I found this; is this real?
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I could take him in a fight. He is a fucking pussy
Replying to @TheJohnler
Unpopular opinions on No. 3 Sir Haydn (Corris Railway No. 3)?
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Can you get me in a room with Sir Haydn so I can teach him a lesson? @Expl_Cookie
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Being a hardcore Thomas fan and only a casual fan of railways is so funny because what do you mean people always dog on the GWR? Duck can’t be wrong
People always dog on the GWR but idk, theres something about their engines that draws me in
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How can you post something like this with a pfp of your favorite Thomas the train character and not feel embarrassed?
Replying to @noinconsistency
Why didn’t Biden outlaw it…? Yall act like trumps always been president 😭🤣 Biden could’ve released the Epstein files too… yall the biggest hypocrites in history.
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