I’m not pro-anything.
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RYAN retweeted
May 13
Do British "people" call computer chips, computer crisps?
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McKenna Grace is the best red herring we’ve seen IN YEARS. Truly. @kevwilliamson #Scream7
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@sundayjeff Patreon idea. Can you please do a short five-episode series on each Phantasm film. You, Jeff and Bry all watch each movie again and record an episode after watching. Talk about it, what works, what doesn’t. I want to hear your thoughts on each one and how they build.
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RYAN retweeted
23 Sep 2025
Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov't: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov't: You go to prison
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RYAN retweeted
11 Sep 2025
This is the person of interest the FBI is working to identify in Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
If you know who he is or who he might be, please contact the FBI IMMEDIATELY.
Call: 1-800-CALL-FBI
Digital tips: fbi.gov/utahvalleyshooting
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RYAN retweeted
10 Sep 2025
Today the left went after one of the most innocent and gentle men on earth, and celebrated it.
They took the life of a man who would have sat with and respectfully entertained every single one of their opinions. Because they disagree with him.
Understand exactly where we’re at right now. This is what the left has become.
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RYAN retweeted
6 Sep 2025
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Crisis averted.
26 Aug 2025
We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain.
At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm welcomes, and the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon.
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RYAN retweeted
18 Aug 2025
13-year-old girl arrested at UK McDonald's over policy banning unaccompanied minors after 5 PM
I'll keep saying it.. but imagine living in the UK.
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RYAN retweeted
18 Jun 2025
People have gone absolutely insane
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RYAN retweeted
10 Mar 2025
Kamala Harris used DoorDash to get Doritos delivered so she could do that cringe photo-op.
How she managed to lose the 2024 election remains a mystery.
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