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Thanks to everyone who watched the premiere of my new special BRAVE! What an awesome night. You can now watch the special ANYTIME at the link in the comments. Please like, comment, and share with friends. Thank you so much!!! #standupcomedy #jokes #haha
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Scary clip from Memory Room. Watch full short film on YouTube right now- link in comments #thriller #horror #shortfilm
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Do you remember
this song? Watch the full short film Memory Room on YouTube now- link in comments.
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Tonight's the night! Memory Room, the award-winning psychological thriller I wrote and directed with Dan McCabe last year, will be premiering on YOUTUBE at 7pm EST (link in comments). We will be in the Live Chat during the premiere. See yah tonight!
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this is my joke that you stole without giving me credit.
Woody Allen is in the Epstein files but I refuse to believe he's the type of guy who would cheat on his daughter
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I have such mixed feelings about the comedians who endorsed Donald Trump. On one hand they used their influence to help elect a psychopath who has unleashed unimaginable suffering on to the world, but on the other hand they're terrible at comedy. It' complicated.
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RFK Jr. wanting to collect the names of every single American with autism and put them into a huge database feels pretty...autistic.
Get $10 TIX to my LIVE SPECIAL TAPING in NYC this THURSDAY NIGHT at 9 pm...Link in Comments! (PROMO CODE: LOUD)
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Hey New York fans, I'm taping another special!
May 15th at Sesh Comedy Club in Lower Manhattan- 7:30 and 9 pm. Link in Comments!!!!
Type LIVE in the Promo Code to get $5 off when you purchase tix today!!!
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Fun fact: You can now murder anyone as long as you yell "Stop the steal" while you're doing it.
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Remember the good old days when the big online argument was 'Is that dress blue or gray?', not 'Is that oligarch a Nazi or a troll?'
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Honestly, Elon being like 'um actually...that was the Roman salute' is more annoying.
And that's coming from a Jew.
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Everyone has a friend who says shit like "Dad called earlier today"
Like how did you miss that stage of childhood development where you realize not everyone has your father?
If you close your eyes do you also think I disappeared?
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