she/her co owner of @bbthecd I dream of creamer
Joined December 2013
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1 Sep 2019
grown ups snacking on edible lube are just the paste kids of fucking
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3 Jul 2023
I wanna hear people who have never had Fritos describe the smell of dog’s paws
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27 Jul 2022
instagram.com/tv/CgP2i0ygPKZ… #barjorybuffet is far from dead, just a heads up to our #audiodrama pals
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1 Jun 2022
I wish I could pay for my Patreon it’s that good
1 Jun 2022
Patreon.com/bbthecd
Baffling we haven’t posted this before #PodcastAndChill #comedy #murdermystery #narrativepodcast #menopausaldetective #Menopause #patreoncreator
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21 Feb 2022
fuck Bitcoin fuck the gold standard- all of my v limited riches are stored in pine nuts
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20 Feb 2022
The BBC tricks us all into thinking they’re fancy by casting uggos
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4 Feb 2022
Every time I make a new friend as an adult, they know way more about Stephen King’s life than I’m comfortable with
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28 Jan 2022
Wtf you’re saying Carmen San Diego doesn’t have a henchman named Arty Facts? Seriously what kind of bullshit simulation do we live in
10 Jan 2022
UPS trucks look like huge dusty turds, right? Like we all already knew that?
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1 Jan 2022
And YES we’ve known for a while and just didn’t get around to doing it
1 Jan 2022
Huge last minute news! We were nominated for an Audio Verse Award, we being Yesi Rego as Lizzlie Drizzle! And the voting, you better believe it ends tonight at midnight!
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11 Dec 2021
Take me where the men are boring and the women are beautifully dressed
20 Nov 2021
What no one tells you about being a femme Bi is you envision every woman you have a paralyzingly enormous crush on in Victorian dress and also you’re in Victorian dress and you’re equal socioeconomically bc power play is only hot on paper, not really IRL
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18 Nov 2021
Just said “with my bad bitch by my side” and gestured to my metal water bottle
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8 Nov 2021
New episode- A Hottie In The Cold based on the short story, “Icy London, Icy France, I Used to See Your Underpants” written/made by @BradBeideman and Old Soft Brained Rach (me)
#podcast #barjory #comedy #podcastandchill #audiodrama
open.spotify.com/show/5VbZtd…
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thicc nhat hanh retweeted
27 Oct 2021
This one's about pirates who live in a huge ship in a bottle and fine I'll say it, it's good!
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13 Oct 2021
Willy Wonka is obviously bi and that’s nothing to be proud of.
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24 Sep 2021