I'd like to thank my local @USPS worker for being too lazy to walk up to my mailbox to pick up my (clearly visible) outgoing mail TWICE in the past week. Sorry, moms... the postal service doesn't care if you get your Mother's Day cards on time.
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Instead of GIFS, I want a library of David Attenborough audio quips for snarky responses to my friends' and loved ones' texts, posts and tweets.
How do I go about getting this funded?
The main question I used to ask regarding my faith was
“Is this right or wrong (good/bad,holy/unholy)?”
Now I’m just trying to ask if what I am doing is making me, my community and the world more whole.
Y’all, it’s a better metric.
I gently invite any who would consider replying to this tweet to keep in mind that Mr. MacFarlane is, by trade, a comedian, and to let that fact influence how literally, or not literally, as the case may be, they may interpret his statement.
I find it revealing when people mock where I came from, & say they’re going to “send me back to waitressing,” as if that is bad or shameful.
It’s as though they think being a member of Congress makes you intrinsically “better” than a waitress.
But our job is to serve, not rule.
The silence around the execution-style murders of five women in a bank in Florida is deafening. We are *this* used to gun violence. Those women were shot in the head after being forced to lay face down. And then executed. In a bank. In America.