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Rad Wizzy @RadWizzy

Owner of a potato amulet.

Joined September 2018
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
2 Mar 2023
The Mandalorian intro, but to the Golden Girls theme.
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Cop: The victim met a violent end. What do u make of it? Rookie Cop: judging by the amount of ketchup on his neck, he was definitely murdered by a vampire hotdog.
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The existence of a hand gun implies the existence of a foot gun or even a nipple gun.
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I feel like the title "Jack and The Beanstalk" is a really rude way of addressing a guy's anorexic wife when she's clearly already got problems.
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[restaurant crime scene] Cop: The victim was unresponsive when I arrived. Detective: coulda been an accident. Cop: coulda been poison. Dune Cop: coulda been The Spices.
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ModestSpouse@LemonyKlem
May 10
Pretty sure my algorithm thinks I’m a 35 year old body building cowboy with a hankering for cool guns and goth girls Idk what that says about me
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He died doing what he loved: trusting a big butt and a smile even after the song warned him not to.
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"Nothing interesting ever happens in this town." *a werewolf hotdog jumps on the bed and bites my hand*
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for medical purposes i will now be wearing a medical alert bracelet that reads "spicy non-store brand chips only"
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My favorite X-men villain is Slurry. He can force any of his opponents to experience the effects of a laxative.
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chonk@freshchonk
Feb 4
a bad pancake attitude and two pockets full of syrup.
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If you watch any Superbowl play backwards, it's about men passing around a football and then sliding it into the Center's butt.
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Possible Fact: The original title of the 5th Harry Potter book was The Order of the Phoenix Buffalo Wings.
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
17 Oct 2025
The opposite of an assassin is a dickdickout.
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
16 Oct 2025
no, YOU were just caught in the gym showers spinning like Wonder Woman and peeing as hard as you can.
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
9 Oct 2025
Your password has expired. Your new password must include: -a number -a letter -a recipe for mexican street corn -and lyrics from a dope Dr Dre song
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcerer
7 Sep 2025
I asked my Gen Z apprentice where their spellbook was, and they unironically showed me that they keep all their spells listed in the notes app on their phone. This new generation of wizards is cooked man.
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
30 Aug 2025
"One headlight" is: - a song - a problem my car has - and the nickname of a guy who lost a nipple to a dog attack when he was 12.
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
21 Aug 2025
"Bob is coming over for dinner." Bob from work or Bob the erectile dysfunctional nudist? *there's a soft knock at the front door*
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
6 Aug 2025
(at a wnba game) Hermione: Harry I think I sat on gum, can u check? Harry: Yeah I got it. "Expelliarmus"
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Rad Wizzy@RadWizzy
1 Aug 2025
Sometimes I just wanna find a quiet place to fart into a Walmart intercom.
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