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Just In: The Presidential Villa is now almost ready to fully go off-grid with the โ‚ฆ17 billion solar system, due to high cost of electricity and diesel gulping over โ‚ฆ47 billion annually.
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that โ€˜blocking the roadโ€™ na where we dey get problem
This is really crazy because our neighbors also do similar things yearly,they sacrifice rams and everyday they recite some Arabic incantations, the worst part is how they block the road every Friday to worship their idol.๐Ÿ˜”
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guy, you dey actually celebrate gbese ?
Affordable Education was taken away, replaced with Studentsโ€™ Loan, and Students are celebrating. A Wasted Education.
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please if you dey bomb no call am web3 ๐Ÿซฉ
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so even if i dey bomb, u expect make i come tell you ๐Ÿ˜‚ na web3 i dey do o abeg
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๐Ÿงข๐ŸŒ
Date a gym rat: They age better. They're disciplined. They take care of their body and their mind. They eat healthier, think clearer, love deeply, bring passion, and understand the power of consistency.
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this !
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As a Nigerian, I find it absurd that since 2022, Peter Obi has been the only major front-runner relentlessly grilled, constantly interviewed, and forced to engage the public at every turn. Meanwhile, Atiku and Tinubu seem to glide by without facing anything close to the same scrutiny. What exactly is going on here? Do they believe they are too important to be questioned, or are their supporters simply more comfortable shielding them from accountability and public scrutiny? Nobody hears from the president, who sits on high Mount Olympus and only graces Nigerians with carefully scripted appearances and distant press statements from Bayo Onanuga, as though leadership is a privilege to be admired from afar rather than a responsibility to be constantly examined. Atiku is no different, equally distant, equally insulated, and just as unwilling to submit himself to the kind of sustained, unscripted engagement that true leadership demands. My Prime Minister, Carney, faces the press almost daily and endures relentless grilling from the opposition in Parliament on virtually every issue. That is what accountability looks like in a functioning democracy. Tinubu, on the other hand, answers to no one. #NigeriaWillBeOK
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they are trying to take us back to the stone age wtf
For over a week now, Iโ€™ve been waking up with so much anger. Raging anger and itโ€™s because of Nigeria. Now, this isnโ€™t about Tinubu. But imagine that we donโ€™t have schools, roads, electricity, hospitals! Basic things! We donโ€™t have. Since 1960! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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fuel price at ath with no electricity
Buying fuel isnโ€™t even sustainable for businesses anymore. No light for 2 days, and weโ€™ve spent over N50k on fuel despite reduced work hours. How do businesses survive in this country?
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๐Ÿคฃ #NOSAVIOURISCOMING
VDM went to Abuja and told the crowd not to mention Tinubu's name E reach Oyo Started calling out Seyi Makinde in front of his office Lesson in there
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EXPOSED: Out Of N54.93tn Budgeted For Road Projects In Three Years, Bola Tinubu Government Released Only N2.68tn, Barely 5% parallelfactsnews.com/bola-tโ€ฆ
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this clout chaser in south asia wants to explain nigeriaโ€™s reality to Nigerians living in nigeria
do the poors really destroy the project? or is it that the proj team also need these people? how else are they gonna show 100,000 daily active users? minimum wage in nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ is $48 a monthโ€ฆ India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ is $60 a month similar story across the board. when you put that into perspective you will realise flipping an nft for $10 is their bread and butter. $10 gets them through the week lol. obviously this free $10 scheme sounds very interesting to them, thats their peak the new age jeets are a different breed though, they have formed groups and became majority. jeets will always exist, what you can control is who gets your whitelist. curate it yourself don't leave it to agencies or collab managers. butโ€ฆ. also lets not pretend jeets are the only problem. the real beneficiaries have always been the team and KOLs. KOLs shill without buying. founders earn from mint, royalties, tokens and more.
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this road has zero mapping by the way poorly sand filled too
This man is so consumed by power and presidential vanity that heโ€™s naming a publicly funded road after himself complete with his full title: โ€œPresident Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR.โ€ The road is barely 10% complete. Yet the giant signpost is already up. One can almost picture him cruising past it, grinning at his own name, whispering, โ€œThis is my legacy.โ€ In my adult life, Iโ€™ve never seen anything this brazen in a democracy. This is the kind of behavior you expect from Saddam, Gaddafi, or other dictators desperate to etch their names into permanence. In actual democracies, roads and monuments are usually named after leaders after theyโ€™re gone not while theyโ€™re still alive and the project is half-finished. Only a pathological toponymic narcissist adds โ€œPresidentโ€ and โ€œGCFRโ€ to a road sign. Bola Tinubu just did exactly that.
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for some reason iโ€™m still gonna blame the men
People have access to zero basic healthcare and idiots are talking about marrying rich. Nigerian politicians donโ€™t believe their luck.
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Peter Obi: I won the last presidential election Rufai: Where's your proof? Peter Obi: Forget about the proof. Leave what INEC declared. One day, the story will be told.
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they hate women
I believe this is too extreme, but how does an arms courier receive the death penalty, while terrorists who massacre innocent people daily are rehabilitated and reintegrated into society? Make it make sense.
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blacks mehn ๐Ÿ’”
This is so aggravating Jeez. You want a man who has lived and built a business for 13 years to just shut down and leave while you reap what you did not sow?? Thieves
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this !
thatโ€™s the question isnโ€™t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs donโ€™t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt
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"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"
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anything i can bag with ease otilo miss me with all that contest and raffle bs
some people still dey one DC dey do quiz and karaoke for project wey airdrop no sure una no dey pity una parents at all?
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