Victim of fujo culture GO bus survivor
Joined January 2021
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5 Nov 2025
The factory newsletter used my badge photo for the new hire section and 3 people came up to me during lunch to ask if there was a gun to the back of my head when it was taken
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24 Sep 2025
Went to an interview at my dad’s place and half the interview time was spent glazing him and talking about wings
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21 Sep 2025
This is how I feel I look whenever I have to carry my bass around in public
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21 Sep 2025
I had a nightmare that my workplace added a new item called the Charlie Slider and right as I was about to go on my break we got an order for 50 of them
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13 Sep 2025
The “I’m 16” method is still unpatched against Falun Gong recruiters🙏🏿
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21 Aug 2025
My brother doesn’t call me trash and tell me to shut the fuck up when I play bass, now he just tells me to shut the fuck up
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4 Aug 2025
Is it considered unprofessional to play clash royale in an interview wait room?
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28 Jun 2025
I can’t wait to tell my extended family I’m unemployed with an arts degree tomorrow 🤠
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18 Jun 2025
I’ll never forget the day XXXtentacion died, I was studying for an exam and my brother barged into my room in tears while on call with his friend who was also in tears spitting conspiracy theories about how he thought Drake did it
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16 Jun 2025
The ndp need a leader who can stand up to Drake
16 Jun 2025
Canadian politician Jagmeet Singh issues a public apology to Drake.
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9 Jun 2025
Yeah bro, let’s hop on that game we fucking hate and makes us immeasurably angry
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3 Jun 2025
I’m not unemployed, I just refuse to be controlled by the matrix
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29 May 2025
Find a job❌❌❌❌
Learn a new skill❌❌❌❌
Argue about favourite Pokemon in a discord call for 7 hours✅✅✅✅
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15 May 2025
Learning an instrument as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual
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