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Rae @Raelthy

ugly recliner apologist.

Joined June 2009
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I have no idea what hypergamy is tbh. Is it when a busted chick is with a cute guy?
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Jun 13
I noticed many of my extremely good jokes aren't landing because there is something wrong with most of your brains. Very sad! I recommend sudoku and crosswords to help your neuroplasticity.
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Jun 13
Normies learning the words performative and cortisol has actually been so great. Fingers crossed but I really think this is the year my Aunt Nadine is gonna quote a Steve Sailerism at Thanksgiving.
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Jun 12
I wanna move home and be a townie again so bad. I probably spend about 2 months a year here but it's not enough!
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Jun 12
Guys the freckles are henna. Stolen valor. I'm sorry to anyone I may have hurt. Also I highly recommend it, ladies, lasts for like 10 days.
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Jun 12
Being a racially mongrelized woman is tough. I somehow got blonde eyelashes and black nostril hair I have to trim once a month.
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Jun 12
I'm sorry your thighs rub together when you walk but calling normal sized women anorexic isn't gonna change anything.
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Jun 12
Thank you mom and dad
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Jun 12
Kinda funny that strength of an air conditioner is measured in British Thermal Units
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Jun 11
Millennials are now naming wines so instead of a timeless normal name it’s like “Sexman’s Slippery Fisting Sex Merlot” with the most tasteless kindergarten art imaginable on the bottle
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Jun 11
I'm hongree
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Jun 11
The chicken taco salad from the injun casino in Ignacio is so good I can't stop thinking about it
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Jun 11
Love when Chileans and Peruvians use pucha as an interjection. It's like when Americans say fudge instead of fu**
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Jun 11
My Lebanese grandparents pronounced fish and chips as fishing chebs and I just wanted to share that with you all
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Jun 11
Functionally illiterate guy who misunderstood your post getting furious at it starter pack:
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Jun 11
I'm getting fat as hell. My family keeps feeding me like a farmer slopping their prize winning hog because I was too skinny a few months ago. Also I'm deranged and convinced I look like a butterball when I go over 110. I do though!
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Jun 11
The entire state has gone collectively insane trying to thwart "tiny homes," but they'll also tell you there's a housing crisis and lack of affordable homes? Maybe let people do what they want on their own land? Crazy idea huh...
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Jun 11
They keep putting J Lo in movies. She must have dossiers full of kompromat or something.
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Jun 11
I hope this DM finds you full of a creeping ambient dread.
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