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The Raging Recruiter @RagingRecruiter

It's just a resume, not rocket science.

Joined December 2017
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The Raging Recruiter@RagingRecruiter
4 Sep 2019
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To the placement who quit four days before Christmas and three days before the guarantee period ends: May you receive nothing but stale fruitcake from Santa this year.

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Mood...
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Do your thing, #RecruiterTwitter!
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In a time of such discord, we need to vote for someone who can truly represent the people.....

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Me: Hey jobseeker, would you like to discuss job openings in these cities? Jobseeker: Thanks Me:

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Sent my first candidate message of the day and spelled the name wrong. Off to an excellent start. 🙄

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If only my candidates would perform half as well as my fantasy football team....

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My client calls and frantically pleads for candidates, then proceeds to tell me they don't want any "industry veterans", they will not adjust their salary/benefits package, and they're going to be extra particular in who they select.

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Recruiters trying to do their jobs in the middle of a global pandemic, race wars, and an election year.....

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Y'all..... I just had a client hire a candidate, start him three days later, and pay their bill ONE WEEK after the invoice was sent. The recruiting gods can occasionally be merciful...

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I just tried to type "thanks so much" and it auto-corrected to "thanks smooch". So that's the kind of love I'm throwing my candidates today.

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I miss the days when no one gave a shit about our opinions on religion and politics and instead we judged each other based on the side dishes we brought to family gatherings. #FuckGreenBeanCasserole

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Me: Hey candidate are you free to talk tomorrow? Candidate: Sure, I'm free all day. Me: Great how about 10AM? Candidate: I can't, I'm in a meeting. Me:

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Candidate: Did you get any feedback on my resume from company x? Me: Hard to get feedback when I haven't submitted you yet because you haven't responded to my three requests for your resume. #RecruiterTwitter

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Today I received connection requests on LinkedIn from "Fancy" and "Lord Bitcoin". I'm 'bout to get bougie up in here...

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Me: Makes post on LinkedIn about job openings in various cities. LinkedIn Connection: bUt WhAt aBoUt DeNVeR? Me: #RecruiterTwitter

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This seems appropriate to reshare this morning... 👻
The Raging Recruiter@RagingRecruiter
13 Jun 2019
Yo #RecruiterTwitter! You want to hear me rap? Make sure to put in your headphones if you're listening in the office in the morning, there's NSFW language up in this biotch. This one goes out to my old school recruiter rap squad. Y'all know who you are...
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Recruiter pro-tip: If you're searching for a job, it's really helpful to ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE when you set an appointment to talk to a recruiter. #RecruiterTwitter

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Today I was blessed to hear about my candidate's doctor visit to get a wart removed. #RecruitingIn2020
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