I’d like to be the first to say, Luigi didn’t kill himself.

So the battery in my @surface laptop is swelling up so bad I’m afraid it’s going to catch on #fire. @Microsoft tech support doesn’t seem to think this is a problem. Where do I send the bill when this thing burns my house down?

FU of the day goes to @steam for refusing to refund a game that was never installed and has 0 hours played. Do better you greedy assholes.

⁦@ChipotleTweets⁩ so this is your plan for safe pickup? Do better, this is horrible.

377 Tarrytown Road, White Plains, NY

Big up to @panerabread for maximizing profit. Look at this lone sad piece of avocado on my Turkey avocado BLT.

That a sitting US Senator can say something lacking so much critical thinking honesty is embarrassing to the institution. If you were a female candidate, maybe you’d be called “unlikeable,” “crazy,” or “uninformed.” But since you’re not, this inadequacy is accepted as normal.

#FuryvsWilder 🖊 via @Bosslogic

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