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Chantal is literally making plans to get up early to start eating so she can get in all her food consumption by 11 pm for her fasting blood work the next day.
I have no words.
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Jim’s next stream is going to be FIRE 🔥
The sektur, the gutter of internet broadcasting. A place populated by the castoffs and detritus of niche internet streaming. One in which swatters, doxers, con artists, and sex pests congregate. All in an eternal struggle to bite ankles no matter how insignificant; not even really crabs in a bucket as these crabs are to poor to afford one to inhabit.
And what have these past few weeks brought? Well....
A group of tryhard swatters arrested, sentenced, and broken all giving up information for plea deals. Their online e-girlfriends/boyfriends left shitter shattered striking out in rage. Then running and hiding because to them opsec meant covering their tracks by using dads credit card rather than their own to purchase social media subscriptions to issue threats from.
A collection of failed would be e-celebs who gather together on discord to erotic roleplay as mlp characters and dd/lg with underage teens. The same group that would condemn a hundred streamers for imagined sins engaging in actual ones. At the heart of which sits one man who lusts for mens outlines and thinks handjobs are givin with their mouth.
An obese expat who has been brain broken by an ex pornstar who heard his unending threats of revenge porn and violence and called him an angry lil piggy. Leading to him spending 5 hours calling her on stream only to run away as she held an audience 8 times his size after only having attempted streaming for just a few weeks. She didnt just strip his manhood, she stole his career choice of 15 years and did it better without even trying.
What calamity will crawl forth next from the shitheap? Who knows but be sure to have your popcorn ready.
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Who the fuck is out there eating at midnight?
Jun 15
Just marveling at how much face and neck fat she has. It’s so gross. It oozes off of her. #foodiebeauty
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Can you imagine being her neighbor??!!
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“When things fall on the ground”
Chantal throws her trash down on purpose wherever she is.
🍓🍓 came rushing into the chat to alert Chantal that we showed the absolute state of her living room on Twitter so now she’s working really hard to clean. Seated. Using her grabber. #foodiebeauty
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Chantal’s new family doctor only addresses one issue per visit. She will never go back as many times as it will take to address all her issues. RIP Foodie.
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Raised Dactylion🥔Trauma Potato retweeted
Jun 15
The week is moving fast as KoP and Josh argue on kiwi this morning, accounts get flagged on twitter, and streamers get lawsuit threats. All over discord and the degeneracy it generates. In other news ralph is still incredibly poor and Scar is driving him crazy.
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Chantal finally changed clothes.
Did Aunty come down?
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Raised Dactylion🥔Trauma Potato retweeted
Jun 14
The medical professionals she mentioned that know so more much than the hayyydurs told her she wasn’t autistic and that she needs to lose weight - she didn’t care about what they had to say either. Dumb btch.
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Raised Dactylion🥔Trauma Potato retweeted
I think the reason Chantal survives critical lab values, untreated hypertension and diabetes, untreated infections, and just an absolute disregard for her health as a whole is that she’s actually a demon walking the earth in a fat suit
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Chantal’s boil is a side character at this point and is way more interesting than she is.
#FoodieBeauty
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Ralph’s wonky eyes are taking me out every time they pop up.
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Raised Dactylion🥔Trauma Potato retweeted
Jun 13
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
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