Just trynna ball like Spalding | *tweets are satire*

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24 Dec 2021
This is pinned tweet worthy
This is exactly why I don’t talk basketball with people that talk all these numbers and net ratings etc.. All that tells me is they don’t know much about what they’re watching.
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Jalen Brunson thank you!!! Don’t run away from “small” guards! You can win with them too. Just gotta believe and give em a real opportunity
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All that dick sucking they do for overseas development and OUI OUI man got his shit caved in by AMERICAN MADE talent
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D fox for Julius Randle
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7’4 shooting under 40% in 3/5 games isn’t going to work
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I don’t see any European > American basketball takes tonight, interesting
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Kyrie Irving | Finishing | Fiba World Cup 2014
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Every smart wealthy person borrows money lmao
The whole paper trillionaire thing is kinda crazy gang. I bet he still gotta borrow money for projects too. Money is all an illusion
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People making 9 figures trying to convince their working class audience its actually harder to make due with the money than they think. Give it a rest.
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Knicks Legend Carmelo Anthony says the thing nobody warns athletes about isn't going broke, it's what it does to you mentally "That's $100 million, but it's not really $100 million over a five-year span" "You're talking half your check gone to taxes. Then you gotta live, the house, take care of your mom, your agency fee, all of this stuff happening…" "And that drastic change of lifestyle messes you up mentally. That's the grey area that gets a lot of athletes"
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New iOS update doing too much
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Charlotte is for wife and kids lmao
Living in Tampa Bay or Charlotte is the wave if you're single and got money ???
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Them niggas be calling the most mid hoes beautiful on that show lmao
U gotta be a different type nigga to hop in a pop the balloon video. It’s too many girls outside man.
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Summer smokes cigs???
Summer Walker spotted walking by herself into a local store in Chicago at 2 a.m. 👀
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Real
Lebron James when Times Magazine asked what music he’s listening to right now: “J. Cole. His whole album, ‘The Fall Off”
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Today’s my last day trying to decide if imma go to Chicago next weekend or not
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Netherlands look so crazy
Replying to @Son_ImSleep
Cape Verde my God.
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Not a OPI in sight
KC Concepcion was flagged for offensive pass interference on this deep ball from Shedeur Sanders in the 2 minute drill on Day 1 of #Browns minicamp on Tuesday:
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Improving every day
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Asian man chases a black kid he falsely accused of stealing, shoots him in the back and kills him. Verdict = Innocent Black kid defends himself unfortunately resulting in the loss of life now he’s guilty. Manslaughter 100% no problem, murder as if it was premeditated is crazy
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KC One of them ones
Another Shedeur ➡️➡️ Concepcion connection #browns
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30 still got me sick
bella & jada really did me like that
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