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How about we keep Social Security and Medicare instead?

The GOP doesn't care that we're in the "all lies, all the time" stage. They're too committed. They need to ride this horse until it dies under them.

BLUMENTHAL: Who won the 2020 election? JUDGE TRAYNOR: This issue has become a question of political controversy. Justice Jackson-- BLUMENTHAL: It's 'political controversy' only because the president refuses to accept the results. I'm asking you as a matter of fact. Who won? TRAYNOR: As Justice Jackson stated, it is not appropriate to engage in discussion regarding that BLUMENTHAL: So you're going to use the same script that other nominees have used before this panel to avoid the question? TRAYNOR: I think the precedent established by Justice Jackson ... BLUMENTHAL: As a matter of fact, which presidential candidate got more votes in 2020? TRAYNOR: As I stated before, this is an issue that Justice Jackson-- BLUMENTHAL: You're adopting a script that has been dictated to you by the White House

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Blow: The is a news show on a news channel and I have an ethical responsibility to say you are lying. Lambert: Do not call me a liar on national TV sir! You are a liar! Blow: You are liar.

When my daughter was a toddler, she would have conversations with imaginary friends on her toy phone. She was much more convincing than @RobWittman.

But, how? California elections are all RIGGED! So, that means the GOP rigged this election? But ... Right? Or ... not ... because ... The Dems ... Damn. It's hard to keep up with you fenderheads.

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If you think California is taking a while to count votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein files…

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Donald Trump forced himself on New York City last night like it was 13-years-old.

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Amazing work @jenrenstewart 🧠✏️ I hope it'll become available on Amazon UK. My wife would love this !

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